Samuel

Samuel is a dumb nigger who grabs everyones cock and pretends to be hetero

Samuel is gay as fuck

by N1g3rApe November 22, 2021

Jean-Samuel

A Jean-Samuel is a type a person that likes the challenges. Likes the challenges but doesn't like the change so much. Loves to work in team but also likes working alone. Let's say he's just the all-type-of-guy guy. Funny smiling kinda guy, loves to gatheround a Cocktail or brewski for a good ol' get together and talk about smack and jack. You want a Jean-Samuel in your Wolfpack. He's the man, the only one, the alpha male that will make people feel easy on them selves. Relax, have one and enjoy !

Jean-Samuel

by Jean-Samuel February 4, 2010

Samuel

WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT HIMSELF OR HOW COOL HIS BIKE IS. WE GET IT. YOU HAVE A BIKE YOU SELF-CENTRED MIDGET FAG

Samuel: TOES with marmite

Everyone else: put him on a bloody register for an insane asylum

by Bruh17379394736141618368339 April 15, 2019

samuel jackson beer

it's damn good beer!!!!

(from Chapelle's Show)

samuel jackson beer...it's damn good beer!

by Rich Headley November 28, 2005

samuel l jackson

a black, bad-ass nigga in nearly every movie

Did you here if that new movie was good or not?

not yet, but samuel l jackson is in it so its garenteed to be bad-ass

by pirate-ninja of death October 16, 2006

Samuelite

Kevin Samuels minions/zealots who are quick to quote Kevin Samuels' critiques on women but refuse to work on themselves. They often make claims to be "high value men" without meeting any of the criteria listed by Samuels himself. They use Samuel's harsh criticism of women as an excuse to be demeaning and condescending to women and love to use his buzzwords without any accountability for his own actions. Signs you are dating a Samuelite include false claims of being an alpha male and being asked what you bring to the table. They refer to him as the Godfather and don't see anything wrong with what he has to say or how he says it. They are quick to reference your feminine energy whenever you respond without an ounce of authority to their stupidity.

Girl how was your date last night?

It would've been great but he turned out to be a Samuelite.

by SuperCoolJesusGirl September 21, 2021

Asante Samuel

Possibly the biggest choker in NFL history.
When the patriots were 18-0 heading into the Super Bowl, 2 plays before the famous "Tyree Catch", Eli Manning was pressures and tried to throw it away. It went straight through Asante's hands and the rest is history.

(Man 2 drops ball)
Man 1: Nice catch man, way to pull an Asante Samuel!)
Man 2: I can't pull an Asante Samuel! Im a heterosexual!

by Conny1234 February 9, 2009