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sampon

The co-worker you place in boss's vagina to absorb all the useless tasks he menstruates.
Hey, Dr. Evil wants someone to arrange a class to teach the team how to spell. That sounds like a job for sampon!
by Turd Ferguson9652 May 23, 2007
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Homer Simpson

by Homer Jay Simpson October 9, 2003
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Jessics Simpson Syndrome

A fake blonde who thinks that she is a famous celeb. She is not the sharpest tool in the box.
"Is tuna chicken or fish, the can says chicken of the sea so is it chicken or fish?"

on ordering buffalo wings, "I didn't know buffalos had wings"
by Hattie June 23, 2005
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ashlee simpson

Jessica Simpsons little sister. Is hated by legions of people because she got caught lip-syncing on SNL. Was then booed at the Orange bowl. Had and Mtv show that roped in millions of pre-teens and alowed her CD to go platinum. In her music video she hires "cool" people with mohawks and piercings to runaway froom the police to see her secret underground concert. She's hilarious. I hope she never stops singing.
Ashlee Simpson. Its funny. Really.
by billy_liar13 September 7, 2008
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Nashville Samsonite

A trash bag used for carrying dirty laundry home - used by hobos and/or college students in the place of conventional luggage, due to lack of funds.
"Hebbard has must be laundry at home this weekend - i saw him putting dirty clothes in his nashville samsonite. Oh P.S. he's poor."
by Hebbard March 22, 2004
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OJ Simpson

OJ Simpson continues to walk as a free man (for now anyway).
by FrankHardy May 10, 2008
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The Simpsons

The best show ever made. the only people who think family guy is better are the ones who have never seen simpsons episodes from the golden years (season 4-8), which are way more clever and consistently funny than anything family guy has ever put out. just think how terrible family guy would be if it went on for 18 seasons.
after watching seasons 4-8 of the simpsons on dvd, i realized that i'm a fucking idiot for ever thinking family guy was the best show ever.
by aids111 November 11, 2006
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