sammi bubon

Super funny, but super sad on the inside.

Oh look it's Sammi Bubon, she just told me the stupidest joke

by Ders January 19, 2018

sammy bump

A particularly large bump of Special K placed on the webbing of a users hand

I just took a Sammy Bump and now I can’t walk straight

by _sammy_ November 15, 2017

Sammy Hakma

Sammy Hakma is a cool and amazing and funny kid

Sammy hakma is cool and amazing

by Dhzuzuuhdhd April 25, 2022

Sammy-Simp

The act of defecating all over the penis before receiving oral sex, followed by the receiver transferring the saliva-waste combination into the giver's mouth.

We walked into the room to find The Chad giving Bret a Sammy-Simp.

by Bad Chad January 23, 2011

Turkey Sammy

When you’ve been married for so long that you don’t have to use a code word but you still do.

Turkey Sammy!!!

We did pretty good this week, let’s Turkey Sammy.

by One of the pack December 11, 2021

gup a sammy

to eat a sandwich

Should we go to Subway and gup a sammy or two with the fellas?
Hell yeah bro.

by gup guy July 24, 2023

Slobbering Sammy

Wet willy's fun uncle. Basically, you tongue punch someones inner ear to enhance the disgusting feeling of wet ear. It's funny as hell, but watch out for strangers could be taken sexually.

Person 1: "Ew, did that tall guy just give you a wet willy?"

Person 2: "No! That douche stuck his tongue all the way in my ear! WTF!"

Person 3: "Haha, a Slobbering Sammy, nice...."

by Jdiamondpockets January 07, 2020