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Rotterdam

the coolest city in the netherlands! home of the soccer club Feyenoord and OFCOURSE largest greatest biggest coolest HARBOR in the world!
Rotterdam World Harbor!!
by feyenoordhooligan September 3, 2004
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router

i)A device or setup that finds the best route between any two networks, even if there are several networks to traverse. Like bridges, remote sites can be connected using routers over dedicated or switched lines to create WANs.
ii)A fetish for some people, which includes emotional attachment, unethical sexual acts & mass embarisment.
i) Cisco Develop many of the worlds routers that keep the internet going.

ii)Can be used in sentence associations such as:
"Oli, stop fu*ck*ng the router!"
"Oli & his rouuuuuteeeer!"
Note: Generally people who have relations with a router, have a standard first name, Oliver...

Cisco Inc Devices are prefered
by dudefromcisco April 13, 2006
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Urban Rooster

It's the sound of the people in the street beginning two to three hours before the sun rises. It usually starts with random shouting (male drunks) and yelling/screaming (hookers) once they realize the bars have closed and they are caught off-guard being outside in the middle of the street. The 2nd phase is when cabbies screech to a halt and yell obscenities at the aforementioned city dwellers as they wobble in and out of traffic. Phase 3 continues to amp-up the street noise when the 'industrious' homeless begin collecting their cans and bottles from the trash strewn about. (Why the hell do they clink the bottles…don’t they know people are trying to sleep?) Phase 4 picks-up from there when the 'passed-out homeless' wake up and get agitated at everyone previously mentioned, and start yelling & slurring, but making no sense due to their grogginess. The final phase crescendos with police and fire sirens & horns responding to the circus that is taking place 100 feet from your home/condo/apartment. You are now fully awake.
Jim, whay are you so tired? Jim: I barely slept last night, thanks to the Urban Roosters starting up around 3 in the morning!
by Steve 6-15 March 16, 2009
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Romanian Rooster

While having sex in the doggie style position, on the pull out position you bang your head on the back of your partner, making the motion of a rooster pecking at corn.
Colton if you don't shut up i'm gonna romanian rooster your ass.
by dlc90 October 23, 2009
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rosterbating

The act of pleasuring one's genitals while thinking of or looking at your Fantasy Sports Team Roster.
"Got Montario Hardesty in the 6th.. chose that one purely based on name. Then went back, did some research and ooh"

"DUDE ARE YOU ROSTERBATING RIGHT NOW?"
by MJEFF October 3, 2011
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Router Nazi

When the head of a family, such as a parent, decides that a lesser member of the family will no longer recieve access to the family router.
John: My dad is such a router nazi, he keeps blocking my torrent-ports.
by Sufjan September 3, 2007
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Rostenberrynozpog

a useful object
more specifically a good hand hold when climbing or bouldering
Jim: its a tough climb lads
Jed:tiz aye
Josh:I've found a rostenberrynozpog!!!
Dave:ye well i'm th last
Jim:awesome thats a reli useful hand hold.
by jimbob hands January 25, 2008
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