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Dick Faced Ronald

If a Karen became the daytime manager of some coin-op carwash or self-storage place and creeped on everyone with the cctv cameras, she or he would be a Dick Faced Ronald.
Ugh!!! There go Dick Faced Ronald runnin' up to go check his camera every time I pull up to vacuum my car. I can hear you breathing on the intercom!
by Not_haven_it! March 23, 2022
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Ronald

The furriest of furries. When a Ronald sees a furry he IMPLODES with delight. His fursona is usually a homosexual man deer. He is super edgy and get off to the mere thought of my chemical romance or panic at the disco. His wardrobe consists of Walmart graphic mens tees and flannels and his shoelaces are always purple. Because hes gay. Despite being a RAGING homosexual he finds himself attracted to one girl- shes also a furry and probably doesn't like him. Fucking furries lmao, amirite? The best people in his life are Dr.Diaz, ISABELLE, ISABELLE, ISABELLE, Isabella, and Gabe the GayLord TM.
Person: Oh fuck is that Ronald?
Person 2: Shit it is.. Run.
Ronald: Hewwo B-Baka! //Blushies and hides face// Sowwy to bowther u...teehee OwO.
by IsaBALL April 15, 2019
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Ronald

Ronald is a mysterious man with many secrets in his pocked. He views the Universe as a playground to be explored with no God to supervise. Knowledge, charisma, good looks, humour and modesty are his strong points.

He has a taste for the finer things in life, regular things bore him. Appreciation for older ways of life, culture, enjoyment, taboo and pleasure are his enjoyment.

Ronald can adapt and socialise in almost all environments, however be very careful if you put him in the same room as someone with Royal blood, especially India royality. People blessed by Shiva or Vishnu will always bring conflict & look for a good argument with a Ronald regardless of how wrong they are.
That man is so "Ronald" tonight.

She was "Ron'd".

Look "Ronald" was right again and that India lady is upset because she is wrong. She should apologise to him. The HR will know in the morning.
by Mysterious King November 23, 2021
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Ronald Row

You are basically acting like a clown
What is this guy talking about? He is actually on Ronald Row.
by jeffisreadytotakeit November 19, 2025
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Ronald Green

An indeterminate unit of measurement that is not known whether it is positive or negative. Based on the notion of a parent abandoning a child, the child could have benefitted from the parent being around or could have been more harmed by the parent being a shitbag.
tonight I will be reviewing Clan MacGregor Scotch. This is a nice green plastic 1.75L bottle with a handy handle cutout and a beautiful black and gold label. Sipped straight it burns like the morning after good Mexican food, but mixed with ice and some water its a refreshing beverage fit for everyday. I could go on more but I'll just give this 2.3 Ronald Greens and that should tell you everything you need to know.
by Earl Waschnuski February 19, 2021
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Ronald

Hes a big bum with nasty toes
Ronald sucks bum
by doodoopee69 September 29, 2022
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Ronald Hole

When your butthole leaks with watery poop
that food last night gave me Ronald Hole
by The Ronald Hole Enjoyer October 8, 2022
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