riot of children

A group of 3 or more children.

I took my riot of children to the park.

by Wrappingmomof4 December 27, 2018

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Plum Pudding Riots

In 1647, they tried to ban Christmas in Canterbury, England.

This led to the Plum Pudding Riots.

The Puritan government tried to cancel Christmas and insisted that shops be open on Christmas Day.
Few shops opened and the locals of Canterbury decided to play football instead with inflated pig bladders. The mob ripped through the streets of Canterbury paying particular attention to breaking windows. A game of football had turned into a full-blown riot. Plum pudding, mince pies and ale were enjoyed by most all.

Ban Christmas? Have you not heard of the Plum Pudding Riots?

Plum pudding with cream, spotted dick with custard, roly-poly with jam, gooseberry tart with ginger or hobnobs with chocolate?

Euphemism with sauce, please.

by Option 22 December 23, 2019

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Riot Moment

When a game dev/ company fucks up a update to balance something.

Person 1: Bro, Epic games increased the fire rate of the pump. As if it wasnt oppresive enough.
Person 2: That's a certified Riot Moment.

by DoubleDickDan May 13, 2022

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Riot

A girl with the funniest intentions and the best humor. Along with astonishing jokes, she has a lot of sarcasm and she definitely doesn't care about the outcome of her jokes. Although she can seem rude she has the biggest heart when it comes to romantic relationships. She is loyal and will love you until you break her heart. If you do break her you will witness the worst riot of your life. So consider yourself warned.

#1: hey your pants are up your ass
Riot: and your head is up yours

by Radio_indego17 September 4, 2021

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