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yellow car no returns

When you see a yellow car you punch someone
YELLOW CAR NO RETURNS! *punches*”
“OW JOY YOU HIT ME TOO HARD”
by rayiskool July 7, 2023
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resturnt

when you're fuckin annihilated at a restaurant
Benjamin: I'm resturnt at Applebee's holy fuck they're playing Dr. Feelgood I gotta go
Paul: I got 86ed from Applebee's for getting resturnt and taking my pants off when Dr. Feelgood started playing
by roastchicken July 24, 2018
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returgidity

A state of have turgidity following a refractory period.
I had a boner and then got another one within a few minutes, this returgidity is making me regret wearing sweat pants to work.

Manuel took dick pills and did not experience returgidity, just one and done.
by Bam Bam Bonertown June 12, 2019
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returd

Verb: when you eat a turd and it comes back out
Noun: the product of the above

returding and returded are also viable words (in reference to the verb)
i am returding
by thejeesh June 15, 2020
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returdation

Whether by sheer will, and excellent sphincter muscles, or by force of some divine benevolence - the reinsertion, or inward return, of a turd nearly about to fall off.
During this morning's pre-work deuce, I had a bit of returdation, and now I think I know what being the catcher in butt-sex feels like.
by DB Wyld April 22, 2021
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retunkuli

Oh no you smacked my retunkuli
by Goblover November 10, 2022
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returner's remorse

The regret one feels after returning an item they purchased or received as a gift.
Rick felt returner's remorse shortly after returning the new laptop he purchased 30 minutes earlier.
by Riconator January 6, 2011
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