totally definitely real 100% not clickbait

a sarcastic way of saying something is obviously fake/ a joke

guys i got 10 billion robux totally definitely real 100% not clickbait

by capythany April 28, 2023

real world

When MTV first broadcast "The Real World" it was a cool show. Now it's scripted like all the other so-called "reality shows" on TV.

Every season of "The Real World" has the same damn characters:

1) THE SUAVE BLACK DUDE;
2) THE STUPID WHITE GUY;
3) THE HOUSE SLUT;
4) THE "TOKEN" (token gay, token Asian, etc.);
5) THE WEIRD ONE;
6) THE NAIVE KID/GIRL FROM A SMALL TOWN; and
7) THE CRAZY ONE.

by Bozz Hawg April 16, 2004

real ass bitch

a bitch who isn’t fake, and will keep everything straight with you.

girl: you heard of that real ass bitch in 1st period
boy: yea she keeps everything straight with you

by #thatonebitch April 18, 2019

real ultimate power

Possesed by ALL true ninjas, real ultimate power is the ability to flip out all the time and kill people for practically no reason at all.

If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!!

by combat_rock November 8, 2003

real men

"Real Men" is a phrase which literally means "Douche Bags Like Me" (or singular - "A Douche Bag Like Me") and is generally used by men who do not realize they are douche bags.

Real Men don't drink that imported microbrew shit. -> Douche Bags Like Me don't drink that imported microbrew shit.

A Real Man would never drive a Lexus -> A Douche Bag Like Me would never drive a Lexus.

by Chomputer March 8, 2009

real nigga

anyone that keeps it 100 with people

Brendan is a real nigga. He is always there for me

by d33z101 January 19, 2015

real feminist

Someone (a man or woman) who simply wants equal rights for men and women contrary to popular belief feminism isn’t bad that’s just a bunch of ignorant assholes who don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about

She just wants equality, she’s a real feminist.

by K thanks bye May 2, 2018