Reed girls

The reed girls are the best. No need to beat your meat, choke the fuck stick or even beat the evil 1 eyed Willy.

If the Reed girls are around, you never have to whack it because they will sexually relieve you for some marihuana or just because they are town sluts

by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022

Reed Coffer

4’9

Reed Coffer is 4’9

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Paul Reed Smith

Mostbeautiful guitar manufacture in the world. Recognisable by its gorgeous neck with the birds, the body of the guitar comes in beautiful coloured patterns. Basically any PRS is to die for.

"OHMYGOD LOOK AT THAT PRS GUITAR, ITS BEAUTIFUL"
"welp, she's freaking out over these guitars again.. Paul Reed Smith sigh

by frankielikesguitar December 20, 2019

Joey Reed

An annoying guy, but he is a gamer. He needs to brush his teeth, but can be nice at times.

yo dude, look over there. Its Joey Reed.

yoooo wassup.

by YOOO9875345 May 6, 2021

Reed

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.

Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.

by spidertard July 3, 2023

Reed

The most caring person ever, if there's a creeping suspicion of him thinking your sad or upset hill ask and comfort you until your better. He has the best sense of humor ever and will make you laugh when your about to cry. He will love you with all his heart and come up with the best nicknames ever. you'll never feel more loved by anyone, and he will always put you first. And not to mention he's pretty cute, I mean pretty hot sorry. He's just not like anyone els. He's just the best and no one will change yer mind. He is also absolutely adorable, he has beach blond hauir with bright blue eyes that you get caught in. Hes also really tall so you got to stare up at him, (but its pretty cute ngl) Everyone want him to like litterly everyone wants him. Reed is a genuine nice amazing guy with the best most perfect persinality.

"Omg yer amazing i bet yer names Reed."

"there goes the best guy ever 'Reed'"

by Rosie bro March 13, 2022

Reed Elliott Lewis

also known as REEDIE!!!
he's so good at soccer, considering how small he is, he's freakin crazy at doing backflips and stuff! We both competed in double dutch in 8th grade!! He's super short, and cynthia is way taller than him!! hehe!

by missdelostrinos October 21, 2003