ramen girl

When you have a $100,000/yr salary, a paid off car, a mortgage that's less than $80,000,no student loans, but you still have to eat ramen your girlfriend is so financially screwed.

Hey Bill why does our friend Rob never come out to the Pub? He would but he's broke. His ramen girl drains him dry.

by hel112570 May 27, 2017

ramen pussy

when the pussy is so good it reminds you of ramen

my girl has a PHAT ramen pussy

by ramenpussypopper March 31, 2023

Ramen

Easy to explain. He gets bitches in a noodle costume without a sweat. His dick has grown 12 inches in the last week.

"Oh daddy give me your Ramen."
"Put your noodle inside me."

by Spqstic December 9, 2020

Top ramen penis

When the penis looks like the the first layer on uncooked Top Ramen Penis also known as Maruchan Cock

Sabrina-oh my God girl last night I went to perform fellatio you won't believe what the nightmares down there
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me

by Ramen Hood February 28, 2021

Ramen

Cheap food for cheap bastards

Dude you eat too much ramen everyone's gonna think you're cheap

by Mythicaldragon65 December 10, 2020

ramen curl

A person with extremely curly blond locks, typically resembling ramen.

"Look at that ramen curl!"

by The Ginger Eunich April 26, 2017

ramen aka raman

Raman

Age: 18
Fav color: Sapphire blue
Zodiac sign: AQUARIUSE

Height: 179 cm
Dick size: idk yet
A very nice guy, sometimes i think he is gay but it's okay :'), he likes to dance and to go out w/ boys ( holy moly), i rlly like him still tho cause he cares abt ppl and he is very helping and kind <3 sometimes i wish we lived together but fuck it ( kurdistan yk). E chdi? Thank u for being there for me when i needed. Such a cool guy bxude ( te amo <3)

Ramen aka raman
Heen: Ramannnnn
RAMAN: HAAAAAA
Heen: nothiiiing
Raman: alright ;)

by Neeh April 18, 2022