Doughnut Run

When a male places a large round doughnut around his penis and proceeds to then have anal intercourse with a woman. When about to ejaculate, the male will pull out and "glaze" the donut with his semen. Finally, the female will eat the glazed donut.

Guy 1: "My girl was hungry last night"
Guy 2: "you didn't...."
Guy 1: "you're damn straight I took her for a doughnut run"

by HughHefner69 November 14, 2013

Flag

Get the Doughnut Run mug.

Risky Running

When a game of risk has resulted in a 4 way stalemate and there is only one way to decide the ultimate winner; after taking a shot of your preferred alcohol you strip of all your clothes and run down to the nearest McDonalds and back screaming "Ore ga ooki chinpo ga aru" (meaning I have a large penis in Japanese).

"Did you see that guy risky running to McDonalds screaming he has a big dick?"

by The Original Risky Runner January 12, 2013

Flag

Get the Risky Running mug.

run on sentence

Pregnancy scare. A missed period.

My girl scared me last month with her run on sentence, but thankfully she punctuated

by guis June 20, 2011

Flag

Get the run on sentence mug.

Jizzy-run

The post-coital dash to the nearest bathroom or paper towel suppository for general clean-up. Esp. where one lacks the foresight to store a Jizz Towel or other under the bed.

"Hey Stevo, Laura's dad totally busted me mid jizzy-run last night; I was sporting a semi and a handful of loo-roll. Talk about uncomfortable moments..."

by sparky173 April 7, 2010

Flag

Get the Jizzy-run mug.

Ashy Run

When you have to leave to go somewhere quickly and you're not ready ( Like the grocery store or the hospital. ) You just go, usually wearing pajamas with no bra or panties/boxers...and most of the time looking ashier than Flavor Flave.

"Honey, we're out of Pampers..."

"WHAT!!!? Alright I'll just throw my hoodie on!"

"But you've got slippers on!!!"

"I know, it'll just have to be an Ashy Run!"

by Dani3ll3Ny November 10, 2012

Flag