Reed

verb (reed red, reed·ing ree-ding.
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).

to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co

Person 1:"Yo jit, don't go to that orgy heard they'd be reeding there"

Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"

(Works for both definitions)

by read_a_book July 23, 2023

Reed

gay ass motherfucker

Man Reed sure is a gay ass motherfucker

by theplok July 29, 2025

Reed

He has a big ego and thinks he’s king of the world

Person one: bro have you met reed

Person two: Yea he’s full of him self

by Beautifulqueen43 March 21, 2020

SicKly Reed

The Legendary SicKly Reed was known as SicKly Hellgone Ghostwell but he finally stepped up and joined the Psykos as the CEO! He has run people off Facebook for many years and other social media platforms but his biggest fanboy aka Corrupt Cane aka Johnny has come back to beg for forgiveness two different times and he finally Ran away and blocked his God SicKly Reed

SicKly Reed

by SicKly Hellgone Ghostwell December 3, 2024

reed

this is a bad name.

person one: oh i don’t like his name
person two: yea reed is a bad name

by reedkimball February 11, 2021

Abigail reed

A hot mf that loves ice cream

“Did u know abigail reed is actually abby’s name”
“Yeah i know you dumb fuck. Didn’t you read the intro of stall?”

by onedirection.xoxo April 29, 2021

Dexter Reed

Dexter reed (from good burger) is the most amazing person ever, he is also very meme-able. Ever since i started to worship Dexter Reed my life has become so much better. You should try to worship Dexter Reed, your life will become 1000x better. Trust me.

LOOK ITS DEXTER REED.
HI DEXTER REED, *jumps on his back*
OMG IM ON DEXTER REED'S BACK
*dexter reed then flips you over with his bowling ball built body*

by bigdicklover1227 June 26, 2021