Post-shit Paralysis

The feeling of utter ecstasy when you let out a toilet-snake that's been brewing all day (or possibly longer). Side-effects include dizziness, drowsiness, empty thoughts, and most of all, euphoria.

Person 1: Jesus christ, man, are you okay? Are you having a bad case of Post-shit Paralysis?
Person 2: Haha.... yeah.... i-i'm fiiine. *(promptly falls asleep)*

by GimmickConnections March 26, 2021

parallel

a chick with no tits or booty, thus if checked out from the side, you can draw two lines that don't intersect at any point prior or any point in the future.

Damn that chick got no tits or ass! That chick be parallel.

by larry January 1, 2004

paralyzed

So fucked up u can't open your eyes
See gone

Dat nigga don' hit da drank, blazed fo' blunts now that nigga can't open his eyes. He paralyzed.

by ya boi May 30, 2005

paralympics

A series of somewhat pointless events or games carried out by a group of mates after a big night out drinking.

Me and the boys got real smashed last night and held our own paralympics in the carpark. I won the 50m car hurdles.

by mrpain November 4, 2008

Paris Paralyzer

While your fucking a chick in her snatch, take a wooden sculpture of the Eiffel tower and shove it up her ass until her spine gets severed and she is paralyzed.

That hoe didn't pay me my money , so i gave her the paris paralyzer and now she in a fucking wheelchair.

by caca_huates April 19, 2009

pralla

Pralla is a prep and a balla

"look at james, he looks so pralla in his american eagle shirt "

by KC! April 2, 2007

paralysis face

having an uneven symmetry, usually do to drugs or heavy drinking.

"Hey, who is that paralysis face that bought you a beer."

by DBrowning May 24, 2007