Presomination

A "semi-dream" someone has when A) they are about to fall asleep and B)about to dream. These are fairly easy to wake up from and can be aborted at any time.

"When I tried to go to sleep last night, I had a wicked good PRESOMINATION."

by Matazaron January 3, 2008

Procockative

Extremely promiscuous and provocative specifically towards men.

That's a procockative picture.

by rawrimaferociouskiwi April 16, 2009

Prison cut

Prison cut - To offer someone the last drag of a cigarette, with the cigarette often expiring just as you hand it off.

My dude, why you trying to give me that prison cut?

by gradney July 7, 2010

procoxinating

to greatly delay assigned tasks that cause frustration and large amounts of time to finish which take only minutes for individuals of stellar capabilities to complete

Stop reading every patient's notes, you are procoxinating!

by theAteam May 16, 2011

Prison Whistle

When farts no longer not make a sound, as a result of having too much anal sex.

gayhomosexualfagfaggotslammerbig housefartshit

Johnny is getting out of prison today. He got five years in the slammer, two years of probation and a complimentary prison whistle. Definintely not worth robbing a bank these days.

That guy is sort of cute, do you think he has a girlfriend? No, he's way too sensitive to have a girlfriend. He's actually gay, I heard that he has a prison whistle too.

by Dekamore September 24, 2011

prisoner exchange

The post break-up exchange of clothes and valuables with your ex. Every bit as tense and dangerous as a WWII POW exchange.

I need my sweatshirt back so I am having a prisoner exchange with my ex. Good thing I have her hair dryer as leverage.

by T. Ballgame November 26, 2011

prison candy

Someone who is a victim of/ or repeat target for rape and manipulation in prison, or within society at large.

Stop bending over for the man you piece of shit prison candy.

by Charlie Amherst December 8, 2013