Alameda Proof

Similar to bulletproof, but from Alameda Research, one of the most predatory Cryptocurrency trading desk and market maker, famous for its mantra on Effective Altruism: take away your money through market manipulation and give it to politicians who keep them from going to jail.

protocols keep getting built with a game theoretic optimal in mind, all this hubbub about mechanism design, when really we should just be designing them to be alameda proof

by AlamedaResearch June 13, 2022

mongo-proof

a task or action which is extremely easy to do, so easy that someone retarded or someone of extremely high dependency is able to do without a problem.

changing that light bulb was mongo-proof.
'hey man', 'this plan is mongo-proof'.
playing that instrument is mongo-proof.

by stevethebus October 22, 2011

Minty-proof

Something so simple that even a child can understand.

Bob: This manual is so Minty-proof.
John: I know, right? Even my kid can understand it.

by posu May 30, 2011

Jouf-proof

Nukable, gore-Tex material, DWR, dog proof, child proof, cat proof, put it on a heater proof, pretty much anything proof.

Yo, my jacket survived 9/11!

Yeah but was it jouf-proof?

by JacobSND December 4, 2018

stream proof

Something which only you can see while recording/streaming.

"Apparently John Doe is releasing a new stream proof cheat menu."

by Skiddy Skidderson June 23, 2023

Water proof coat

you are so cool and snazzy some may say you are a “water proof coat”

omg did you see — she is such a water proof coat

by Imsocool477483 November 26, 2023

Cokeyy-proof

The state in which something is safe enough for Cokeyy to not die when interacting with it.

"Did you Cokeyy-proof the nether?"
C0keyyyx burnt to a crisp
"I guess I forgot.."

by C0keyyx February 19, 2025