A tactical move that involves a guy breaking up with a girl who he is not dating. The girl has confused their regular encounters and his enjoyment of them as romantic interest. The male, realizing that if keeps on hanging out with her he will be accused of "leading her on" even though he never had any romantic intentions at all, decides that he must tell her he doesn't have any interest. So without actually dating her, he is forced to break up with her, receiving all of the stress and crap of a relationship without having ever had any of the benefits, just so he won't be villainized for several months.
Jack - "Uhh Sue... it seems to me that you might like me... and well... uhhh... I just wanted you to know that I don't like you".
(extremely awkward moment)
Sue - "Oh"
Jack - "Sorry, I know this must feel like a preemptive break up, but I didn't want you to think I was... leading you on or anything"
(extremely awkward moment)
Sue - "Oh"
Jack - "Sorry, I know this must feel like a preemptive break up, but I didn't want you to think I was... leading you on or anything"
by Devin Hush December 4, 2007
Get the preemptive break up mug.When one received a blank text message from a friend. Similar to a premature ejaculation, this premature exclamation occurs when they are just so excited to be having a text that they shoot one off prematurely.
"You sent me a blank text."
"Sorry, i got excited and shot out a premature exclamation. I swear, it's never happened to me before. LOL"
"Sorry, i got excited and shot out a premature exclamation. I swear, it's never happened to me before. LOL"
by goyemanx June 26, 2009
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by TIGGY :) December 8, 2013
Get the prehistoric mug.I was going to preheat the oven but remembered it causes severe pain and anal burns.
Oh no! I preheated the oven, get it out!
Oh no! I preheated the oven, get it out!
by Big bangs September 7, 2010
Get the Preheat the oven mug.An alternate term for going down on a girl. Most commonly used when talking to others in a public place.
Duder 1: "I can't believe you took that fat girl home last night? Did you preheat the oven?"
Duder 2: "Oh you know it dude. It was sweet like honey."
Duder 1: "Wow man that's so dope."
Duder 2: "Oh you know it dude. It was sweet like honey."
Duder 1: "Wow man that's so dope."
by westfalia December 11, 2009
Get the preheat the oven mug.Dude, Norman totally preemied when he saw his mom changing through the window.
Jake laughed so hard at Ana's dildo incident that he preemied.
Rachel Tice is so hot I can't help but preemie when she uses her inhaler.
Dean couldn't take his eyes off Cas while he was fighting. His sexiness sent shivers through Dean and it was hard for him not to preemie.
Jake laughed so hard at Ana's dildo incident that he preemied.
Rachel Tice is so hot I can't help but preemie when she uses her inhaler.
Dean couldn't take his eyes off Cas while he was fighting. His sexiness sent shivers through Dean and it was hard for him not to preemie.
by faggots4breakfast April 13, 2013
Get the preemie mug.Another term used to describe the calculated and cynical attempt to control the public perception of a misbehaving celebrity by gratuitously sending them to rehab for the PR value alone. (synonymous with rephab)
“(Insert celeb) just got caught cheating/drunk driving/making un-PC statements… better get them into PRehab!“
by daisydoesit July 20, 2010
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