Pre-bounding

V. Like rebounding from a relationship, only done before the official ending of the relationship. Usually done when the end seems near and for self esteem purposes.

"Did you hear about Jennifer? She just dumped her boyfriend."
"Yeah, she was totally pre-bounding with Jason last weekend."

by Miopunk June 10, 2008

pre-grought

The past-past-tense of greet.

Moriel never needs to greet people, because Ben makes sure that everyone is pre-grought by him on her behalf.

by Bendow + Moriel February 10, 2009

Pre-weekend wasted

Normally a Thursday night. It's not quite the weekend, but after working 4 days you need to go out and have a beer or twelve. Can involve trivia, live music, watching basketball/baseball/football or karaoke.

"At trivia last Cato got pre-weekend wasted."

"Ugh, it's almost Friday and I'm so ready for the weekend. Let's go out tonight and get pre-weekend wasted!!"

by Ms. Blackout aka Jane March 13, 2009

pre-ketchup

The watery junk that often first comes out of plastic ketchup bottles.

Better shake that up or you'll get all that pre-ketchup on your burger.

by forcryeye! February 6, 2010

Pre-pull flatulation

When you do the pull-my-finger joke on someone and the flatulence escapes you prior to the finger pull.

Will committed pre-pull flatulation when he said, "Pull my finger...(frrrrrrt)....oops".

by TheWads December 27, 2009

Pre-unemployed

Knowing that a layoff is imminent and therefore coasting through the last few days of work.

I have a meeting with HR later this week to get my walking papers. Since I’m now pre-unemployed, I might as well have a beer with lunch today.

See funemployment

by jesride January 11, 2010

Pre-Bearding

To prepare the face/existing facial hair for future beardage

"Dude, are you doing no-shave November?" "Yeah man, but I've got to do some pre-bearding on this goatee first."

"Are you trying to grow a beard?" "Why yes I am, but first I have to pre-beard this part because it takes forever to get long."

by thebeardmeister September 23, 2011