by mwalimu February 26, 2008
Get the ankle polisher mug.Engage in pointless and unnecessary busy work for the sake of avoiding actual responsibility or undesirable tasks. First used on The Marriage Ref on an episode airing Thursday, March 25, 2010.
Husband: Honey, I'd like to come with you to the baby shower, but I have to polish the Harley.
Wife: We don't own a Harley.
Husband: I know, but it needs to be polished.
Wife: We don't own a Harley.
Husband: I know, but it needs to be polished.
by mkb000 March 29, 2010
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by Cow-Polisher January 13, 2014
Get the Polishing the cow mug.a campaign that encourages people to actively take a stand painting one fingernail (usually blue but it can be any other color) to raise awareness and to end violence against women and children.
usually the ones that paint their fingernail are men (since around 95% of all victims of violence, experience it at the hands of a male perpetrator and approximately 4 in 5 family and domestic violence offenders are male).
you can learn more about this campaign on the polished man campaign site (where you can also donate).
usually the ones that paint their fingernail are men (since around 95% of all victims of violence, experience it at the hands of a male perpetrator and approximately 4 in 5 family and domestic violence offenders are male).
you can learn more about this campaign on the polished man campaign site (where you can also donate).
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by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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Pat - Yeah might run late though, getting a port and polish after work.
Connor - Nice bro.
Pat - Yeah might run late though, getting a port and polish after work.
Connor - Nice bro.
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