i am not a plastic bag

pretentious eco shopping bag that's meant for shallow scenesters who wish to publicly flout their trendy 'green' credentials in a hypocritical, peacockish manner. Expect them to be quietly discarded when they are no longer considered 'cool'.

If all those scenesters and upmarket chavs care so much about the environment rather than appearing fashionable, why don't they just buy less showy, cheaper, nondescript cotton/canvas bags instead of bidding hundreds on ebay for that faddish 'i am not a plastic bag' bag?

by davetwocombs May 14, 2007

Plasticman

Campy cartoon superhero, with powers similar to the rubber guy in the Fantastic Four. Able to stretch and conform his body at will.

Plasticman was one of the worst cartoons ever, until Plastic Baby, showed up.

by Bruno January 6, 2004

mars plastic

A brand of eraser

"give me the mars p."

by Killy the Fox April 4, 2004

paper or plastic?

Cash or credit card?

Grocery cashier: Your total comes to $13.37. Paper or plastic?

by Seahen July 12, 2009

packing the plastic

The act of carrying a condom for unexpected sexual intercourse in the near future.

Elliott: "You be taking protection tonight?"
Andy: "You know I be packing the plastic."

by Andy Linn May 5, 2006

plastic indian

A white who pretends to be an Indian, has long hair, wears the
Indian type clothes,it one with nature,attends pow-wows, that type of general tomfoolery.

The pow-wow was thick with plastic indians this year.

by Baby Gorilla May 30, 2006

Plastic

Usually a girl, the stereotypical Plastic originates from the US of A. Their parents are usually rich, they have to flirt with their daddy and act like a daddys girl to get what they want from their dad, and they are the envy of most girls at their school. They're known to be bitchy, backstabbing, flirtatious (only with the Jocks), and just down-right mean. Their parents are rich enough to afford to buy them REAL designer labels such as Gucci, D&G, and Prada. They think they're better than anyone, and look down on anyone who isn't like them, i.e grungers, goths, nerds, and the poor. Watch the movie "Mean Girls" to get more insight on these horrible girls.

Plastic: Daddy, I need £300 for a new Gucci hangbag

Daddy: But sweety, I don't have enough money this week.

Plastic: BUT DADDY, I WANT IT! {Looks at Daddy in a flirtatious way}

Daddy: Oh okay...

by that guy who doesn't like putting his real name in these things September 12, 2006