Platonic Hand Job

A hand job that is done by a friend with no feelings behind it

Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends

by Platonic Hand Job March 19, 2018

Platonic Handjob

A platonic friendship that goes dirty for a quick second of pleasure where a handjob is issued out to the lucky receiver.

Male equivalent of platonic fingering

Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob

So what happened last night?

Nothing much, just a platonic handjob.

by Whattareyoudoing May 12, 2018

platonomony

When two asexual and/or aromantic people marry each other. There is no expectation of sex or romance, just a pure partnership. Commonly for the purpose of adopting children, or for financial security and benefits.

Yo I don’t wanna have sex or a romantic marriage but I want the benefits. Let’s get bound by the acts of holy platonomony.

by im_a_d!ck March 21, 2018

Plutonism

Someone affected by plutonism is a person who thinks pluto is NOT a planet

Guy: "Let's google if pluto is a planet... *types* WHAT??!! Google is so affected by plutonism! Especially astronomers!"
Friend: "I told ya!"

by Chrononimo July 26, 2018

Platon

Very unique person with many taltens. Confidence is his first name. Greek old name. Born to be a star but Stil a lovely person and very funny. Don’t mess with him. If you are nice to him he will be nice to you.

Look there’s Platon

Wow Platon that’s cool

Platon is Greek

by Adamcain9925 August 15, 2018

plutonic blow job

When your platonic friend gives you a blow job and its the better than you anything you could imagine. You never knew blow jobs that good were out in the universe, and you doubted they really exist, much like the planet Pluto.

JB: Damn, I got a plutonic blow job the other day from Emily, it was fucking amazing!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!

by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019

peltoniemi

King of the Gods, very stong and powerful masterrace of finnish elite. They can drink atleast 2 bottles of Jaloviina, before they pass out. THey often sleep over day and wake up at 7pm.

"God this Peltoniemi is sick ass motherfucker"

by finnishelite November 5, 2019