i'll take two, please!

A tongue-in-cheek response to a product or service that appears lavish, excessive in volume, or extravagant in price.

You mean if I eat the entire 84 Ounce Steak in one hour along with all of the sides, I get it for free? I'll take two, please!

The new high rise project downtown just finished; you can get a 1200 square foot condo with panoramic city views starting at $550,000. I'll take two, please!

by Spartana January 26, 2018

This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word

The word means the word

The word began in 1988 when people wanted a long word to describe wanting a long word to be accepted as a real long word. In 1992, the word was accepted as "This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word". By 1993, the word was one of the most widely used words referring to a long word to describe wanting a long word to be accepted as a real long word. In 2001, the word was used 2 times by world leaders and in 2009 the word was lost.

But...

In 2023 the word resurfaced and is now a genuine word.

Eg. This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word

by Dymphywthym May 8, 2023

PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

Pluh

person 1: PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

person 2: pluh

by pluh 🗣️🔥🔥 August 24, 2023

Please mam

1) The two most used words by scott nichelson. these words are said so much by this person due to he is a fat baby.

2) these two words together also are used to describe an obese cry baby who constantly asks for food.

scott: "maaaam can i have a pizza?"
scotts mam: "no you just had one 20 minutes ago"
scott: "please mam"
scotts mam: "stfu you fat blob"
scott: "fake crying noise"

by obesenipz May 24, 2009

please reconnect controller

that annoying message you get on wireless controllers and broken wired controllers

Guy:
Holy shit, I'm gonna fc TFFAF.

Xbox 360:
Please reconnect controller

Guy reconnects controller in anger.

*Sound of missed note*
Noooooo.....

by Spuh-am Man, the guy awesome October 2, 2010

please waiting

The act of waiting while something instructs you to "please wait".

I spent ages please waiting for the installer to run, then it crashed!

by Thrill-Gates May 28, 2012

Peaked out

When a person hits the absolute maximum potential for growth due to stress. Generally jawbones, shoulder width, height, hair color and sometimes even race suddenly changes due to stress, overeating, lack of sleep, or prolonged time having sexual intercourse.

The guy walked in the bar looking angry as hell! I swear, he looked like Dolph fucking Lundgren...He was so peaked out.

by Brandola May 31, 2014