conversational auto pilot

when you either dont give a shit about what someone is trying to talk to you about, or you are busy doing something else to pay any attention to them

an example of conversational auto pilot is when you respond to someone with short answers that in no way carry the conversation.

haha, nice, wow, thats gay, what the heck,

by murad burrito May 12, 2011

Stone Temple Pilots

Best fucking band ever. Scott Weiland is God.

Burn, burn, burn! Burn your wicked garden down. - Stone Temple Pilots

by Christian335 August 13, 2017

back seat pilot

Someone who has no qualifications to fly an aircraft but pretends to know a lot more than the pilot himself.

Mark: Oh look how he had a sharp turn upon approach.

John: boy shut up and stop being a back seat pilot.

by Ms Chai August 30, 2017

decimating the Pinocchio

Masturbating with a penis aka Pinocchio nose

Angela said he was off decimating the Pinocchio

by Phangela April 25, 2019

Pino'd

The stage of drunkeness surpassing "blackout" by 10^13 levels. this state is often reached after playing battle shots with Bruce lee and eating a pigs nose.

This state often accompanies belligerent sluring and a state of general unknowingness and the only statement you can produce is "Pino" and "Pino'd"

"Man Steve is so Pino'd, he drank a Texas mickey to himself and now he's laying on the lawn"

"Officer" - sir are you drunk?

"Pino'd man" - ni offiecr in noy drink im Pino'd"

"Officer" - Okay sir have a goodnight down on george street.

by Pino master August 31, 2013

Pinocchio

IT'S JUST A DISNEY MOVIE!!

friend: I dare you to type up Pinocchio on urban dictionary ;)
me: why urban dictionary? why?

by Don't Touch My Sims Idiot March 3, 2019

Piñata

A slut. A chick that lets everybody hit it.

I want to go out with her! Bro, she’s a piñata, she lets everybody hit it.

by Jimballz19 November 19, 2019