phantom-boot

When you have worn your cowboy/cowgirl boots for an extended period of time, that once you finally take them off it still feels like you have your boots on. Just as if you can still feel the leather hitting your shins and calves as you move your legs and feet around.
“Man I am experiencing some serious phantom-boot right now”
“Wow I had my boots on for so long I have phantom-boot and still feel like they are on”
by cowfolk77 May 03, 2023
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Phantom Beak

Phantom beak can be used for telling someone that there beak or there attempt at making fun at you is weak.
"I know what you are, but what am I". - Phantom Beak
by iBellix November 03, 2010
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Phantom Feature

A useful and expected feature that is mysteriously lacking in a similar or competing product.

Expecting said feature to be present and then being unpleasantly surprised by its absence.

Using a device with the expectation that said features will be present.

Technical analogue to phantom limb
After years of Firefox and Chrome, I can't bear to use IE for all the phantom features
by hqrsie October 17, 2009
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phantom gourmet

when your postmates delivery driver ghosts you and never gives you your order
"Oh man I got phantom gourmeted again! That's twice now they straight up ghosted my ass"
by chessyjames May 16, 2020
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window phantom

A nosy neighbor who does not want to be caught spying. The person who wants to know everything that happens on the block. Seen in practically every neighborhood, and every movie depicting a neighborhood.
As I walked down the street, I had the eerie feeling that I was being watched. Must have been a window phantom.
by Pen Dragon March 31, 2013
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Phantom Faeces

When you have a methane experience that is so moist you are actually convinced some faeces came with it
tom: think i might have just shat myself, i need to go clean myself up

dave: nah dont bother, probably just a phantom faeces
by flangeface March 11, 2011
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Phantom Poster

A shadowy figure who is said to break into homes in order to use someone's computer. Once access to the computer is gained, the Phantom poster spins a web of melodramatic lies, while the poor victim stands helplessly by, wringing her hands and calling her lawyer. see McNads The Phantom Poster may be an urban legend.
Oh no, the Phantom Poster has struck again, now everyone thinks I am a Hollywood star who had Elvis's love child, after being kidnapped and raped by aliens, while my husband was killed during a terrorist attack on the President, and don't forget, vote for Fantasia!
by Bess Armstrong June 21, 2004
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