Perkinater

A superhero that charges your mobile phone when it's low on battery!

Damsel in Distress - Oh no, my mobile phone battery has died!

Perkinater - Don't worry ma'am, I'll help you (Perkinater then charges phone with his special powers)

by The Perkinater February 28, 2013

personality install

personality install:

- the desired (but presently impossible) procedure of installing a personality into a person who appears to have none

Background: Many 'non-contributting-zeros' and 'useless-eaters' would do better for themselves and society if they had dynamic and well functioning personalities, or just died. The percentage of the population which could use this procedure seems to be growing. The end game for the Zombie Apocalypse is to have robotic mindless people --- perhaps this fictitious concept of 'personality installs' might be able to thwart what seems to be coming.

Ex.1
Jim: Is it just me, or does that guy seem like a zombie to you too?
Bob: Oh yeah! That empty-vessel is a useless-eater who could use a 'personality install'.

Ex.2
Jim: I think Jane could do with a 'personality transplant'.
Bob: Jane would have to have one, first. What that non-contributing-zero needs is a 'personality install'.

by GlennyJ December 10, 2013

Personal Risk Tolerance

Also known as PRT. A term used by investors or degenerate gamblers to rationalize betting every dollar they have, and sometimes borrowed funds, trying to score a big win.

“I maxed out three credit cards, took out a second mortgage on my parent’s house, and asked my roommate to front me next month’s rent for this trade. Don’t worry, it’s within My personal risk tolerance.”

by firenance November 24, 2019

perion

A handsome man that defines security. Meaning “Rock” one that stands out from the regular. A go getter with big dreams and good head on his shoulders. He loves deep and hard and is sensitive but won’t show it. He’s fun loving and loyal.

Look at Perion. He’s the man i Could allow to whisper sweet nothings in my ear.

by Kattight December 23, 2019

Person 7

A person that never has been used in examples and probably never will be (except for on this)

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: you sus
Person 3: This isn't among us
Person 4: Yes
Person 5: Where's person 6?
Person 7: Good question
Person 1-5: *silence*

by 𝗧𝗵𝗲 furret October 19, 2020

Car personality

Mechanical or structural characteristics that the vehicle has developed over the years, and that only the owner or the vehicles drivers are aware off.

My car has a lot of car personality, the battery terminals come off while driving so these need to be reconnected each time you start, the radio only tunes to 88.5 so set the iTrip up on that station, To open the glove box turn the latch the other way because of reasons I don't know why but it works, when changing gear from 1 to 2 run the stick hard along the left edge to avoid it grinding.....you get the idea....car personality.....you car has it somewhere.

by Kent-Wes Jacobsen May 4, 2007

Fuckable personality

Someone you don't quite find attractive in a physical hormonal way yet you find their personality attractive in a hormonal way

"John isn't easy on the eyes but he's a sweet guy who cares for me so I find him to have a fuckable personality."

by Karlana Talbert June 4, 2015