A good hearted country boy that just wants to sit down and fuck a truck. He tends to say the n-word but with an A at the end because he’s the coolest cat around. He wants a good country chick that requires absolutely no attention ever so she stays out of his way and doesn’t bother him. Ben Pennings tends to not be the brightest, but he’s a good old hard working American boy.
“Man I aspire to be a ben penning’ when I grow up”
“Watch ur ladies friends around that Ben pennings”
“Watch ur ladies friends around that Ben pennings”
by CrispyK May 20, 2020
Get the ben penningsmug. "Where's Dave been?" " Oh he's back in the squirrel pen again. He was saying the President got him pregnant." nut house loony bin mental institution mental hospital funny farm madhouse
by Boogieboy September 30, 2015
Get the squirrel penmug. by Starorium May 27, 2018
Get the Cat Penmug. by Chris123456789abc October 18, 2011
Get the Pen shiftingmug. Valerie is a type of girl who loves to play around, she is kind and moody, all around she is a type of girl who can be just like a mermaid but then a flaming demon, Perverted too, she has many sides and many storied and the man in her life, better watch out. She is a rebel too some may call her the devil and those are all true so watch out when you met a Valerie she is nice but don't get her mad!! and Over dramatic is a understatement!!!
by iessuchiha and likes anime August 22, 2017
Get the Valerie Penmug. When a person does not see another as a romantic partner and instead communicates with them in a pen pal like nature.
by sooblic April 6, 2022
Get the Pen Zonedmug. Jimmy: Hey dad, wanna see my pen pal?
Dad: Well sure why not bring him on in.
Dave: Alright Jimmy, are you ready?
Jimmy: Ready Dave:
(Dick touching)
Dad: Jesus Fuck!
Dad: Well sure why not bring him on in.
Dave: Alright Jimmy, are you ready?
Jimmy: Ready Dave:
(Dick touching)
Dad: Jesus Fuck!
by jdupon21 January 3, 2010
Get the Pen Palmug.