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puny pecker

He has extreme nose powers however his genitals are microscopic tamed by none other than the aesthetic one he is only defensive about his peepee when aesthetic is in range
Hey look puny peckers existing again eww
by Beathan belms January 2, 2019
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The Double Pecker

The act of one guy who sits on another guys shoulders and they both pee into the same urinal.
When one guy says "i have to pee", and another guy says "me two" the first guy sits on top of the second guy's shoulders and they both pee into the urinal at the same. Thus commencing the Double Pecker In most cases the 2nd guy is wearing a red sox hat and probably gay.
by dude29 November 4, 2012
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Peeping Pecker

When your dick comes out of the hole in your boxers inexplicably or when you can see the outline or bulge or your dick while wearing any kind of athletic shorts or sweatpants.
Hey dude you might want to stuff some toilet paper in your shorts cause you have a pretty bad Peeping Pecker.

Hey make sure you have a blanket tonight you don't want to have your parents see you with a Peeking Pecker in the morning.
by Freebirdzack January 12, 2015
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phone pecker

A person who is constantly looking at and poking they're phone, no matter where they are, while not listening to someone while they are talking.
Stop being a phone pecker and listen to me.

Hey phone pecker how's your fingers?

Get ya beak out of ya 5S ya phone pecker.
by Jay Lebel June 19, 2014
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Pecker peck

To lightly kiss a penis with the utmost of care so that he feels appreciated for the hard work he does.
My boyfriend and I were getting down and dirty, after all was said and done I gave him a pecker peck to say thanks. He has feelings too you know..
by Kodriejedi July 30, 2016
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Knat Pecker

The diameter of a nanometer a nanometer is smaller than a hair dna which it's penis is fucking small as fuck. Knat are about the size of 4 pieces of hair and is small af
David pecker is the size of a knat's pecker. The knat pecker is the size of a nanometer.LOL
by Gtakiller341 June 23, 2018
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pecker checker

the doctor, specially when u go in fer a lil turn and cough.
" dude i'm busy this mornin, i gotta go to the pecker checker. gettin that physical. "
by the dick doctor August 24, 2005
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