Sexual partner

That man or woman or person who shares all your most intimate sexual moments with you on a daily or long-term basis, he or she being of either sex, or, occasionally the same sex, or, sometimes, being a mix of sexes, or occasionally someone of no sex at all (but that does not often happen). In normal sexual relationships, mostly being someone of either one sex or another who, with his or her partner of choice, enjoy carnal knowledge of each other on a long-term basis, as according to the sexual preference of either partner.

Come, my dear, be my sexual partner, either for a day or two or maybe even the rest of our lives, or maybe even come skipping up the aisle with me and, with a bit of luck, and in the meantime, we’ll also have some fun between the sheets whenever we want to, weather permitting.

by Zamboozee May 4, 2011

Partnership

The mutual business.

Ok, Joe. Look here. We three rob that damned bank. Share for three? No thats bad. Kill the third.
Then, we kill another. And no need to share!
I will call it... Partnership

by LordCrimson December 22, 2008

Alleged Homosexual Life Partner

May be shortened to AHLP. An AHLP is an individual under the accusation, assumption or suspicion of being another individual's same-gendered monogamous life mate.

May be pronounced A-H-L-P or ahlp.

Man 1:"Who's that guy hanging all over Chad?"
Man 2: "You mean the one in the tight pants and the argyle sweater?"
Man 2: "Oh, that's Trent, Chad's Alleged Homosexual Life Partner"
Man 1: "Oh! I didn't know they were dating! How tricky! I'd like to make him my AHLP..."

by Your Friendly Neighborhood Dyke April 28, 2008

partay

Kind of like a party, but bigger... like a New Year's party with drunks and drugs and what-not.

Wow... that was one SICK partay!

by blackblondie13 October 11, 2005

domestic partnership

Too big of a pussy to stand up and tell her/ him to Fuck off!, Pussy, no spine...penisless

I'm Rudy, I'm afraid of marriage will a domestic partnership work for you sweetheart?

by 06rubican January 29, 2018

Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny

An Imaginary figure who people use to name things in the common world. Such as, when someone says something like when people say Jo Blo, just saying whatever name comes to mind.

Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.

by Saiyan_toilet July 9, 2003

bromestic partnership

A bromestic partnership is when two males who were previously in a bromance upgrade to a higher standard of friendship and become bestfriends, brothers, roommates, etc.

Girl: aww you two have a bromance. so cute!

Guy: Its not a bromance. Jake and I are in a bromestic partnership.

Girl: Oh I didn't know you two were that great of friends.

by dtf ROBOcop May 10, 2011