paris hilton

adj.Skanky,Illiterate,Shallow, Materialistic, Slutty, Self-Absorbed, Talentless,Alcoholic,Useless,Dumb!

That girl is so Paris Hilton and yet people worship her dumb ass!

by down to earth February 5, 2005

Paris Hilton

Ms. Hilton is a spoiled little no-talent wallet humping twit who probably takes an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

Her history is a revolting one, and her current "career" sees her in everything from skits on SNL (where she embarrasses herself with one bland performance after another), and movies such as House of Wax in which her overall acting ability only slightly rivals that of wax fruit. Many people are tired of seeing this rat-faced mascarra caked mongoloid sharing screen time with actual celebrities, but for some reason there are other far more stupid people who enjoy her "work". If you happen to be one of them, congratulations, you are assisting in dumbing down entertainment for the rest of us.

Paris Hilton used to somewhat pretty, probably charming, then Hollywood got ahold of her and now she resembles a cross between a gorgon and a wet chihuahua.

by Elbowwalker October 10, 2005

paris hilton

one of the dunbest and richest person around.

OMG! there's Paris Hilton!...ugh, nevermind she's nothing but a barbie doll. i could buy her if i wanted to.

by Kim2320 October 2, 2005

Paris Hilton

(noun)a slight brain damage caused by excessive booze and coke and hair bleach...

I can't remember where I slept last night, I must have had a paris hilton or something.

by Neslihan October 21, 2005

Paris Hilton

biggest zero to benefit from nepotism since bush

paris hilton and george w. watched 'the hills' today. a fight shortly ensued after george tried to change the channel to 'i love toy trains'.

by cxnnor May 8, 2009

Paris Hilton

(1) Stupidity in its purest form. Gives dumb blondes everywhere a bad name.

(2) A flea-ridden road whore, second only to Courtney Love in skankiness.

(1) Paris Hilton thinks they sell walls at Wal-Mart.

(2) See any picture of Paris Hilton.

by Michael Hunt January 3, 2005

paris hilton

Skanky ho celebrity that NO ONE is jealous of who has retarded fans who are always defending her by saying people who hate her are "jealis". Oh yeah, we are all so "jelous" of her STD's and her lack of a brain. Get real. She's a waste of space, a useless human that deserves NOTHING but ridicule, scorn, and derision. I would spit in her face if I ever met her, and I hope to be able to do just that one day. Oh and to you retards who love her, think about this: she would ignore you if she walked by you on the street, or make fun of you. Most guys think she's ugly and useless anyways. I hope she wrecks her Bentley into a wall and deforms her face even more than it already is, and gains 100lbs and dies of her super virulent strain of herpes.

Paris Hilton: Oh, let's see what I should do today. Go have sex with 50 guys and share the wealth of my STDs, waste some more of my daddy's money on $200 sweaters for my rat dog, get drunk at a club and screw 50 more guys, flash my tit or my nasty bony ass to the paparazzi, and basically be the useless cumdumpster that I am! That's Hot!

Me: Why don't you give some money to a homeless person or help a needy family?

Paris Hilton: No, they deserve to be poor, and Tinkerbell needs a new sweater, oh, I gotta go make fun of nice, smart, responsible people that actually WORK for a living, how not hot of them!

Me: I hope you die bitch

by tsarina amanda May 12, 2006