parazophrexic

1 abbreviation for paranoid schizophrenic dyslexic
2 a comination of dyslexia and schizophrenia that causes a person to think he is following the police

my parazophrexic friend said "there is a cop two cars in front of me i just know it, i have been following him for hours and i still haven't actually seen him."

by skytzo June 2, 2007

parehate

The hatred one feels towards their parents.

With every sip of alcohol her mother took, Sam's parehate grew.

by Becks Grevau June 28, 2007

parent up

When a mother and/or father need to take a greater responsibility in raising their child/children and not have extended family be guardian.

Sue and Dev need to parent up and stop leaving their kids off with her parents to raise.

by AlbertBNormal July 23, 2010

parentist

Not parentist.org. In fact quite the opposite. A parentist is someone who doesn't want to listen to your boring stories about your boring children.

She had a party and only invited the childless. She's such a parentist

by madjowdisease August 19, 2016

helium parenting

(n.) -- A method of parenting which is similar to the way a child holds a balloon, in which parents allow their children to rise like a helium-filled balloon and float on their own, while at the same time making sure that their growing sons and daughters have a strong grasp on the string so that they do not float away to unknown parts.

"My parents were good to me, and they raised me with helium parenting ideas. They gave me a lot of freedom when I was a child but they were always there for me, too. I loved being a balloon and yet I was glad they made sure I was holding on to the string."

overheard at a watercooler in the hallway at Temple Beth Shalom in
Toronto, Janary 31, 2012

by PRwiz101 August 1, 2012

adult female parental unit

A smart ass way to mom mother etc

1.) adult female parental unit i would like a cookie.
2.) no adult female parental unit i won't clean my room.
3.) adult female parental unit I have combusted the place of ill.

by NOPEITYFUCKNO October 2, 2021

papezee

A variation of "take it easy".

Aight, I'll talk to you later, papezee.

by TrickDaddy April 27, 2004