"Yo man, how was your new girlfriend in bed last night?"
"Dude, my pink panther tore her to shreds. She couldn't handle it!"
"Dude, my pink panther tore her to shreds. She couldn't handle it!"
by Jeremy Bremonovich March 31, 2009
Get the pink panther mug.The Colombian Panther is an infamous sex move often performed in Africa. To do this, you need access to a Lion. It is NOT recommended. It is as follows
When you strip nude, before doing lines of cocaine while a police baton is inserted into your anus. You then attempt to fistfight a Lion before getting mauled. Survival is not certain.
When you strip nude, before doing lines of cocaine while a police baton is inserted into your anus. You then attempt to fistfight a Lion before getting mauled. Survival is not certain.
Zack: “The Colombian Panther, I did it yesterday for my first time.”
Phil: “Yeesh, how was it?”
Zack: “My cock fell off.”
Phil: “Yeesh, how was it?”
Zack: “My cock fell off.”
by TrippyCarb0n January 19, 2025
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Get the The Pink Panther mug.Panthering is an ancient practice mastered only by a few German players, where a person must study the panther, understand the panther and become the panther. The panthers lurk in the shadows, searching for their prey, they are undetectable at nature and their prey, the M4s, drive around clueless to what's about to happen. The sheer force of the panthers 75 mm cannon is enough to destroy most targets in a singular shot, yet the panther choses to get up close, it enjoys the fear in the enemies eyes before finally striking. Master pantherers are even unknown to this day, they stay true to the art of panthering and keep living in the darkness.
"Watch out! The panthers be panthering!"
"I couldn't even see that panther, this dude must be panthering."
"I panther multiple times a day and I must say it has helped me find peace in life."
"I couldn't even see that panther, this dude must be panthering."
"I panther multiple times a day and I must say it has helped me find peace in life."
by TheMasterPantherer June 10, 2024
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