ew why is kane palmer here
by FriendlyDies24 October 02, 2021
“I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”
by Nerdboy1982! December 12, 2019
by PHSiscrap October 18, 2019
Putting forth a blatantly bullshit argument before ghosting the conversation, completely ignoring any rebuttal regardless of how factual and well-researched. Commonly preceded by an obvious lie proclaimed as fact.
Man, that was some of the most inane drivel I've ever been subjected to. I can't believe he dropped that and then ghosted the conversation. He's Scott Palmering hard today.
by FlawedHero February 20, 2025
A name used to refer to the hand as a masculine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in males, but at the time is settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.
"My friend John Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Handrew Palmer and his 5 brothers to take care of my sexual needs."
by Misfit Adams November 14, 2022
An american hero who on the fourth of July weekend of 2015 terminated the terrorist cat known as Cecil, a member of the lion family who supported Al-Qaeda and held flag burning rallies.
by Not from a jedi January 05, 2021
by BukayoSakaLover2004 July 05, 2024