Paint job

-When you take a giant sticky shit and after you flush, there’s shit streaks left in there.

-skid marks not in your underwear, but in your toilet

“Yo bro, you need to start toilet brushing your toilet because you be leaving a paint job in there every time”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 25, 2019

paint hawaii

To ejaculate on someone, frequently used in combination with a body part.

Yo I want to paint hawaii on her face!

by henry xxx August 18, 2007

dripping in paint

A phrase used to describe someone who is so fresh, they may as well be wet paint. Someone who's drippin' in paint would also be expected to leave a large tip, just like Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa.

Snoop: "I'm tippin like i'm dripping in paint"
Wiz: "wtf you talkin about snoop?"
Snoop: "I dunno I'm too high to explain, but I just left your pink slip as a tip."

by 3ngineer April 29, 2015

lady paint

My friend Andrew said this is what he calls his jizz when he blows it on random women.

"I banged this girl last night and I gave her the lady paint all over her tits."

by dirtiersquirrel December 21, 2017

Paint Brush

(verb)
The term used to describe the action of brushing ones cock up and down against the outside of a womans vagina. Often used in conjuction with the "Tip Game" in which the head of the cock is dipped slightly into the vagina. i.e. Brush, Brush, Dip in for more paint,Brush ,Brush.

Call me Pablo Picasso because I'm here to Paint Brush

by Diddypop/Daddy May 1, 2008

Porcelain Painting

The process of having a bowel movement and inadvertently staining the side of the bowl.

I will be back in about 10 minutes, I need to go do some porcelain painting.

by Ninja Medic November 5, 2011

Drying Paint

something/someone who is either very boring, bland, uncreative, uninterested etc. or someone/something that everyone talks about when comparing something/someone to something/someone boring yet the "drying paint" is never encountered with

1. Did you see Sams instagram post saying hes bored?
2. Yeah man, he posts stuff like that because hes just like drying paint

by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016