by Bozz Hawg April 20, 2004
Jose's family felt safe with the knowledge that he was secured in the families Ford Pinto by a Puerto Rican Car Seat.
by tommy7115 January 24, 2010
A knife fight between two people bound at the forearm. Thus, for each fighter, one hand holds the knife and the other hand is tied to the opponent.
by lexico3000 April 24, 2006
Heather was down for some drunk fucking, but when I tried to flip her over for doggystyle we ended up having a Puerto Rican beetle fight for 10 mins
by jizzlemcgrizzle August 12, 2011
I was enjoying a night with your mom when she hit me with a Puerto Rican Fog Hat. It put a cap on the night.
by Phat Daddi January 18, 2009
It's much like a Gorilla Mask except after cumming on her face you slap a pet on her face and rub it around.
Her dog was nearby as I came on her face, so I grabbed it and gave her a Puerto Rican Poodle Plaster.
by Hobbes2 May 22, 2008
While Puerto Rican music is playing in the background, you sit on a girl's face naked. She gives you a rim job and you finger her in her vagina. While all of this is going on you fart directly into her mouth.
by ThePuertoRican1234 October 28, 2010