Projects

A prison for the innocent infested with criminals and the problems they cause.

The feds forced Omaha to tear down the north Omaha projects. The rats that lived there are now destroying someone else's neighborhood,

by benth September 30, 2008

project ponytail

A type of hairstyle worn by hoodrats, gangsta bitches, etc. where the hair is pulled back in a ponytail style, but the girl just barely has enough hair to tie it off.

Shaweewee was in the beauty store looking for some clip on hair to fix up her busted ass project ponytail.

by xzybit April 18, 2005

alemany projects

housing projects right next to I-280 also known as The Black Hole.

Man I have to go pick up my homies from alemany projects. They got that fire in the blackhole

by peezi April 29, 2008

Projectplegia

Fear of projects causing paralysis

The database initiative failed due to his projectplegia.

by David Schlueter October 1, 2006

Projectile Therapy

To relieve stress, assuage grief, blow off steam, etc. by means of archery or gunfire, usually at a target, but sometimes in the form of hunting.

I was so pissed at my boss I had to go to the range for some full-auto, brass rainbow projectile therapy.

by Jeremy Holler April 30, 2007

Projected Personal Paradox

For those that blame a person's influence, other than someone's own intuition, on a 'perceived enemy,' hold that conflict personally within. Where the claimant only sees something familiar to loathe/attack/hate when the influence or its premise is actually influential on themselves (directly or indirectly).

A person claiming a group of people have influence on an individual when the person claiming influence is obviously affected by many apparent groups or factors is an example of Projected Personal Paradox.

A liberal calling someone a republican based on the so called republican's inclination for pro-life when they are not in either groups.

A republican calling someone a liberal based on the so called liberal's inclination for going green when they are not in either groups.

by WOOTr February 16, 2010

Project Induced Tourettes

n., The act of shouting obscenities when working on a home improvement project.

Dad (who is tiling the back-splash): "FUCK THIS SHIT!"
Mom: "Alan, settle the fuck down! We don't want the neighbors to know you have project induced tourettes."

by Groovy Nate April 26, 2012