Empty Promise

Eating while defecating, particularly when planned and intentional

“Did you make a bowl of cereal before you went to poop?”
“Yeah, just a quick Empty Promise”

by PercyP September 24, 2018

palestine promise

When you have diarrhea and someone goes pinkie deep in your ass and writes their promise on your back

He gave me a Palestine promise saying he won’t break up with me

by Palestine forever March 4, 2021

Party Promise

definition - a brand of instant coffee
background - cheap, powdered "coffee"

" oh, i don't want to give this coffee
party - it's gonna cost the earth. never
mind, i'll give them Party Promise - cheap
but tastes like Rocca Toon. "

by washed 0 April 24, 2005

American Promise

n. A promise that's expressed by someone who doesn't fully realise the importance of keeping promises they make to someone else. This kind of promise is generally impossible to keep because the promiser has no influence or control over the situation whatsoever. Alternatively, these promises might get broken because the promiser, knowingly or otherwise, lacked the commitment or the know-how/energy/ability to fully see it through.

Derived from American (Hollywood) films and TV shows that contain characters, who make this kind of promise.

Examples of American promises:

1st Character: "Oh, no she's gonna die!"
2nd Characer: "No she's not. She's gonna live. I promise."

"I'll be there - I promise." Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jingle All The Way), In response to his son, Jamie, asking him to make it to his Karate Class.

by eXDax July 1, 2008

Peachy promise

When a girl waves her bum in your face and you're guaranteed anal

She's throwing a peachy promise there lad

by Mogbacon April 8, 2016

toe promise

It's a lie. Often used to Trick younger siblings, but only works once.

All right Timmy, I toe promise that I didn't eat your candy.

by Koneko-kun August 23, 2016

pussy promise

Weak promise.

Did you move it down to make your load heavier, increase the resistance and challenge yourself????? Or did you decide to take it easy, stay in your comfort zone and pussy promise yourself that you'll "start doing more next time"

by KnowYourWorthVIP@INSTAGRAM May 14, 2017