Private school

I don't agree with all you fucking idiots, private school is for snobby rich idiots. All of you are just in private schools and lying to yourself.

Private School is Stupid!

by ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ February 29, 2020

Private School

A school were a bunch of stuck up twats go to get gay anal fucked by there peers aka queers all the rich posh squeekers go there if a kid from a private got in a fight with public school kid his jaw would most lightly be stomped into the curb and his face bottled

Private school kid: oh you there peasant your not strong

Public school kid: go on then u cunt I'll smack u head u dick head

Private school kid: dead

by Why do posh kids think there h July 3, 2020

Private Square

A penis or vagina

Luanne: This is my private square, please do not touch me there, nooooooooooooooooooo rape!
Bob III: Aww, I wanted to get laid.

by Happy as a Boner July 8, 2009

Private Caller

The act of inserting a cell phone (set to vibrate) into your woman's vagina then calling the phone as many times as desired.

"Yo, Brad, I pulled a private caller last night with yo bitch"
"Damn, man, I was wonderin' where my phone went... and why my girl was screaming with pleasure."

by Nicolas Cage, Time Traveler October 2, 2011

Saving Private Ryan

A term used to specify the great lengths men will go to, to obtain a booty call or sexual interaction. Often a build up of testosterone will induce shaking, abusive outburts and aggresion, causing the male to feel the need to satisfy his urges. In utter desperation the male will say/do anything in his power to ensure his 'soldier' gets some front line action, rather than withering away at home.

Phone Convo
Guy:Hey baby can i come over?
Girl: Oh i just dont think its a good time...
Guy: But, but, i'll make it worth your while...I'll do anything!
Girl: I dunno, do you just want sex?
Guy: No baby no way! i wouldnt do that..I..<gulp>..I love you!
Guy's roommate (in background): Bro pull yourself together! you gona regret saving private ryan tomorrow!

by Olive Leaf April 21, 2008

Private Dick

A man with E.D. who doesn't warn you or a man with a small penis who doesn't warn you. Warning you right before the act doesn't count. A premature ejaculator. A man who is a disappointment in bed. You want to warn everybody, but then he'll spread rumors about you being an easy lay. It's easy to spot these guys beforehand. They like to make fun of other guys and try to make you jealous. Learn from my mistakes and watch for signs beforehand.

I thought Gary was the man of my dreams, but he turned out to be a Private Dick.
After I slept with Henry, he bragged to everyone, so I was sure to let them all know he was a Private Dick.
Tim was small and a premature ejaculator. What a Private Dick!

by MadamexXx February 24, 2009

Privativities

Keeping your biz low pro, not anyone's business. Private activities. He's entitled to his privativities. Stuff that you do that you just don't want everyone to know about. Making your Myspace page private keeps people from knowing about your privativities.

I'm not going to waste my time with a guy who has alot of privativities. I prefer a guy with nothing to hide. If a guys page is set to private, it sort of gives me the creeps.

by JolieLA December 31, 2006