Plummer's crack

Akin to a plumber's crack, but hairier, fatter, sweatier and in general, more disgusting.

"His plummer's crack made many people vomit."

by Smellybottom March 21, 2010

plumberologist

not just any plumber, a plumberologist is a plumber trained in the art of plumberology. Plumberology being the art practiced by a plumberologist.

You are such a wonderful plumberologist!

by justme101 February 18, 2010

Plumbette

Term describing a female plumber's crack.

I could see her plumbette when she was tucking her pants into her uggs.

plumber's crack, coin slot, ass crackage, plumber's ass, plumber's butt, butt cleavage

by skurge65 December 10, 2009

plumper

a euphemistic word to describe a hog-like woman

Jeebus, Katie is quite the plumper. And Dave fucks that?!?!?

by ttocs May 29, 2004

plumper

Plumper is a term used by women who want to feel good about their unhealthy obesity because they're too lazy to diet and exercise. Unfortunately for them, they won't have very long to enjoy feeling good about being fat, as they will likely be dead from a massive coronary before the age of 50.

It's no surprise that the term plumper was invented in the United States. Because, sadly, we have BY FAR the highest obesity rate on the planet. And instead of solving the problem, we invent terms like this so that people feel good about themselves, even when they get winded by waddling to the freezer for their daily quart of ice cream.

On the upside, those of us in decent shape are becoming more of a rarity, and are therefore more desirable and sought after than the fat masses.

by klopek007 May 20, 2008

plumbers toolbag

vagina with big lips

fuck me she had flaps like a plumbers toolbag!!

by betty swollocks September 13, 2003

Plumbered

One who has been shown a plumber's crack.

Dude, you've just been plumbered!

by rubirodd September 28, 2009