Papa Lazarou

The League of Gentlemen character. Travelling gypsy circus man and door-to-door peg salesman. Has a tendency to steal wives. Face is painted black (well, it's paint, but its his face- tough to explain) Generally crazy in every way.

Who is this? Papa Lazarus?
PAPA LAZAROOOOOOOOU!

by Penisman November 30, 2003

Papa Smurfed

Like Smurfing... when you bend your dick down as far as it'll go whilst hard, and let it go underneath the lucky lady's chin... if you catch it right, you cause her to bite her tongue.

"I can't believe he papa smurfed me! Bit my fucking tongue as well!"

by Justin Brighton October 6, 2007

Papa Grande

when you take a shit that stinks the place up so bad that it reminds you of Detroit Tigers relief pitcher, Jose Valverde

"Hey, that turd I dropped earlier at Comerica Park stunk so bad that it made my eyes water and had me gasping for air."

"Holy shit, dude, you must have punched out a Papa Grande -- nothing stinks up Comerica Park worse than that !"

by J.BenoitBalls October 25, 2012

Papa John Surprise

Grab a nice big slice of pizza (depending on the size of ur dick), wrap the pizza around ur dick and jack off with it using the pizza sauce and oils as lubricant. Jizz all over the top and feed it to someone.

There's no fucking ranch dressing!!! Oh let me help you, i'll go in the back and make a Papa John Surprise for the best ranch dressing you'll ever dip your fingers in!

by Tyler Rackelsauce March 13, 2008

papa john

if a guy named john has a large penis he can be called papa john

"did you sleep with john last night?"

"yes! he should be named papa john!"

by johnnyboys May 24, 2010

Papa Roach

1.)One of April's favorite bands.

1.)Fuck everyone elses opinion, I like Papa Roach, and that's all that matters. Don't make me go April on you...

by April December 22, 2004

Papa John

Similar to "Jody"
He's the hypothetical character who is at home "taking care" of your wife/girlfriend while you are away at work or on personal business.

You've been gone from home that long? Well don't worry about her, "Papa John" is keeping your bed warm.

by BigShiggy July 6, 2006