by LiliVazquez March 05, 2018
The Funky fuhng-kee Panther pan-ther
Noun; plural, funky panthers; spanish, la pantera funky
A specific term used for spreading the seed of knowledge and humor to a vast crowd through various methods of content. The Funky Panther likes to pound out audio and video content in a hard and fast fashion for its massive fan base. Those who listen to or watch The Funky Panther are known to have a boost in self-esteem, sexual pleasure, and tend to laugh more frequently. Alternatively, the same people have said to have lost "brain cells" when listening or watching, which is impossible to determine as they never used them to begin with.
Noun; plural, funky panthers; spanish, la pantera funky
A specific term used for spreading the seed of knowledge and humor to a vast crowd through various methods of content. The Funky Panther likes to pound out audio and video content in a hard and fast fashion for its massive fan base. Those who listen to or watch The Funky Panther are known to have a boost in self-esteem, sexual pleasure, and tend to laugh more frequently. Alternatively, the same people have said to have lost "brain cells" when listening or watching, which is impossible to determine as they never used them to begin with.
Tim: Hey Chad, have you heard that new episode of The Funky Panther?
Chad: The one where Javier did something stupid?
Tim: Isn't all of the episodes?
*Both laugh uncontrollably*
Chad: The one where Javier did something stupid?
Tim: Isn't all of the episodes?
*Both laugh uncontrollably*
by TheFunkyPanther November 23, 2021
The Funky fuhng-kee Panther pan-ther
Noun; plural, funky panthers; spanish, la pantera funky
A specific term used for spreading the seed of knowledge and humor to a vast crowd through various methods of content. The Funky Panther likes to pound out audio and video content in a hard and fast fashion for its massive fan base. Those who listen to or watch The Funky Panther are known to have a boost in self-esteem, sexual pleasure, and tend to laugh more frequently. Alternatively, the same people have said to have lost "brain cells" when listening or watching, which is impossible to determine as they never used them to begin with.
Noun; plural, funky panthers; spanish, la pantera funky
A specific term used for spreading the seed of knowledge and humor to a vast crowd through various methods of content. The Funky Panther likes to pound out audio and video content in a hard and fast fashion for its massive fan base. Those who listen to or watch The Funky Panther are known to have a boost in self-esteem, sexual pleasure, and tend to laugh more frequently. Alternatively, the same people have said to have lost "brain cells" when listening or watching, which is impossible to determine as they never used them to begin with.
Tim: Hey Chad, have you heard that new episode of The Funky Panther?
Chad: The one where Javier did something stupid?
Tim: Isn't all of the episodes?
*Both laugh uncontrollably*
Chad: The one where Javier did something stupid?
Tim: Isn't all of the episodes?
*Both laugh uncontrollably*
by TheFunkyPanther November 23, 2021
Bad taste of teams. Often dabs in public. Goes to bars and orders a bud light while hitting on the waitress with the biggest rack.
by Carolina92 July 28, 2016
The Colombian Panther is an infamous sex move often performed in Africa. To do this, you need access to a Lion. It is NOT recommended. It is as follows
When you strip nude, before doing lines of cocaine while a police baton is inserted into your anus. You then attempt to fistfight a Lion before getting mauled. Survival is not certain.
When you strip nude, before doing lines of cocaine while a police baton is inserted into your anus. You then attempt to fistfight a Lion before getting mauled. Survival is not certain.
Zack: “The Colombian Panther, I did it yesterday for my first time.”
Phil: “Yeesh, how was it?”
Zack: “My cock fell off.”
Phil: “Yeesh, how was it?”
Zack: “My cock fell off.”
by TrippyCarb0n January 20, 2025
That's a pantherous item you have.
by tateristag November 22, 2018
Originally intended to be a fairy tail wonderland similar to Cinderella or HogWarts but specially made with Blacks, to the Blacks, for Blacks, by some Disney Jews.
Studies have shown most Blacks interpreted the fictional film as an informative documentary showcasing “black excellence” and “black history”. Further study revealed that roughly 7 in 10 Black survey respondents were at least “highly confident” the city of Wakanda was in fact an unincorporated suburban district located somewhere in the Atlanta metro area.
Scholars have long debated how to break it to the Blacks that the Film is indeed entirely fiction, and was never meant to be the foundation on which to build all “black power, black pride, and black self-importance”.
The NAACP has stated: “While white “allies” are encouraged to view the film routinely until they learn somethin’ .. be mindful while viewing to “know your place”, “stay in yo lane”, and “only speak to acknowledge and affirm the black excellence seated next to you, size’in you up, talking loudly and brilliantly through the whole movie, or twerking on vehicles in the parking lot outside the mall.
Studies have shown most Blacks interpreted the fictional film as an informative documentary showcasing “black excellence” and “black history”. Further study revealed that roughly 7 in 10 Black survey respondents were at least “highly confident” the city of Wakanda was in fact an unincorporated suburban district located somewhere in the Atlanta metro area.
Scholars have long debated how to break it to the Blacks that the Film is indeed entirely fiction, and was never meant to be the foundation on which to build all “black power, black pride, and black self-importance”.
The NAACP has stated: “While white “allies” are encouraged to view the film routinely until they learn somethin’ .. be mindful while viewing to “know your place”, “stay in yo lane”, and “only speak to acknowledge and affirm the black excellence seated next to you, size’in you up, talking loudly and brilliantly through the whole movie, or twerking on vehicles in the parking lot outside the mall.
40 yo White guy: “Hey kids, wanna go see that Black Panther Film tonight?!”
Tween Daughter: “ew no.. Srsly dad wut the fuk?!”
White guy: “Come onn kids.. my treat!”
Tween Daughter: “fine, but when my baby daddy get out next week, he movin’ in here and maybe trappin’ out the house for a minute, feel me? he gotta get on his feet, support me and forget about his other baby mommas mess n’shit”
White guy: “Ok sweetiee! Wakanda forevvv-
White wife: “You’re lucky I’m in a good mood.. I can’t find my meth pipe so I shoved a couple crack rocks in my coochie teehee”
White guy: “Last one to the Subaru is a rotten egg!!”
Tween Daughter: “ew no.. Srsly dad wut the fuk?!”
White guy: “Come onn kids.. my treat!”
Tween Daughter: “fine, but when my baby daddy get out next week, he movin’ in here and maybe trappin’ out the house for a minute, feel me? he gotta get on his feet, support me and forget about his other baby mommas mess n’shit”
White guy: “Ok sweetiee! Wakanda forevvv-
White wife: “You’re lucky I’m in a good mood.. I can’t find my meth pipe so I shoved a couple crack rocks in my coochie teehee”
White guy: “Last one to the Subaru is a rotten egg!!”
by DixonUranus January 23, 2024