A job where there is a lot of freedom, where the job boundaries can be moulded and stretched considerably without it being noticed by anybody else.
I'm really enjoying this pastry job. I told my boss that it would take 5 weeks to finish, but I finished it in 3 and did nothing for 2 weeks.
by SenoritaEvita June 15, 2011
Get the Pastry Jobmug. Kevin: Miles did that chick give you a "fumpkin job"?
Miles: Yeah dude, I'm not sure if a finger in the bum from a chick giving you head is gay or not.
Kevin: totally not gay bro.
Miles: Yeah dude, I'm not sure if a finger in the bum from a chick giving you head is gay or not.
Kevin: totally not gay bro.
by MilesM21 December 19, 2009
Get the Fumpkin Jobmug. When someone has a job that they are totally unsuited for, they have no experience and cannot carry out their duties properly due to lack of understanding.
How did they get that job? The only way that this can be explained is for someone to have won their job in a company raffle.
How did they get that job? The only way that this can be explained is for someone to have won their job in a company raffle.
How on earth did they get that job? They’re totally incompetent!?
They won it in the raffle at Christmas.
Oh, Job raffle, that explains everything!
They won it in the raffle at Christmas.
Oh, Job raffle, that explains everything!
by lucyloo1979 September 28, 2009
Get the Job rafflemug. A backhand job is the act of giving a man full release using the back of your hand and nothing else.
Jake: "Grant must have given the Senior VP a backhand job in order to get that great corner office."
Mark: "I bet he did that, exactly that!"
Mark: "I bet he did that, exactly that!"
by Aniraf March 16, 2014
Get the backhand jobmug. When your desperate for a blowjob so you get your homie to give you a blow. But it's extremely important that he mentions that it is no homo. If he doesn't say no homo, he is big gay.
My girl was being a bitch and didn't give me a blowjob, but it's okay, because my homie gave me the homie job.
by gay is bad May 16, 2018
Get the Homie Jobmug. The sexual act of a man ramming his cock into the throat stoma of his partner. To amplify the pleasure re-enter the other direction and get a reverse blow job as you cum out her mouth. This is done by sitting on the woman's face or chest. Most commonly their tits are used for handles to ram the cock as far down the asophagus as possible
by Spoogwave May 12, 2014
Get the Stoma jobmug. by Random Guy with words! :) May 11, 2019
Get the Syrup Jobmug.