obsessed gamers

Often referred: to nerds, geeks, dorks, people who do not have a life, hermit crabs, etc. These are people who play video games or computer games excessively and have forgotten about what the outside world would look like outside of their own homes as they are drawn in into the fiction cyber fantasy world of the video game in their own room. They begin to think that life in the video game is real life and believe that "covenants" and "halos" are real life figures. Most obsessed gamers have low social status and would most definitely talk about video games all day and nothing else. Also, most obsessed gamers never leave their homes. When they do, they attend video game tournaments in malls or elsewhere. Not all obsessed gamers play video games thinking they could win the tournament $50. And when they lose, they kill their selves over a $50 Tournament prize. Some play card games such as Yu-Gi-Oh! or Pokemon.

Ali is one of the obsessed gamers club that he talks nothing but video games all day pissing the shit out of me.
Sam was so obsessed at gaming that he plays 24/7 and thinks that the "covenants" and "the flood" will kill us all one day.
I am an obsessed gamer and all i ever do is talk about games and i live Halo like its life....i kill Covenants with my Xbox controller and never gotten out off my ass ever since i was 12.
I'm so obsessed with gaming that i'd rather have a $134 Legendary Halo 3 Pack rather than having a Hot Girl friend.
I live videogames like its my life

by Convert2Satanism October 31, 2007

Obsessive Muse Fan

Anyone who has heard of the song con-science. This also applies to the cave remix.

'What are you listening to?'
'Con-science.'
'Who's it by?'
'Muse.'
'I have all their albums, and I've never heard it. Seriously, you are an obsessive Muse fan.'

by That Obsessive Muse Fan September 3, 2008

Obsession

when some one starts staking someone thinking they are in love then ends up hurt that person

That Bitch knows where I live. She can get in to my house. She says she is in love. but she is out to kill me.

by ninja_spy November 24, 2003

observate

to observe a person place or thing.

can you help me to observate the white van on the corner. it appears to be spying on me.

by jonathan owens December 6, 2007

Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder

Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder, also known as OAPD, is an incurable disease that affects 1.2 million Americans. OAPD sufferers generally find the urge to stick random objects up their bums regardless of size or importance.

Rare cases involve small dogs and children and often times results in severe injuries for anyone/anything involved.

In the most severe patients, there seems to be an increase in OVPD (Obsessive Vaginal Penetration Disorder).

OAPD is not contagious; however, it is a habit that can be picked up by anyone at any age.

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Jarren: Hey Jasmine, have you seen my spanish book?

Jasmine: Um, no? Ask Tejada...

Jarren: I can see the spine of the book poking through the back of your pants; Danielle already told me about your Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder.

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Jarren: Wtf Jasmine? Where the hell is muh pickle at?

Jasmine: Why do you always look at me?

Jarren: Cause every time you fart, the room starts to smell like pickles. Have you taken your meds yet for your Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder?

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Jarren to family: Hey guys, I have a friend coming over in awhile... she's got a bit of a problem.

Grandma: What is it?

Jarren: Oh, its nothing much... we're just going to have lock up anything that could possibly fit up her butt.

Grandma: Oh my, it's that Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder. It seems to get the best of us.

by cherryrhubarbpie March 4, 2011

Observancy

Noticing certain, extremely specific *things about a person or object other people normaly wouldn't.
*too vague, must be changed

--see stalking

"I counted 5 1/2 freckles on her."

"You stalker!"

"Nah, its called observancy."

by dcfreak22 March 7, 2010

Obsexxed

A person who is obsessed with sex. Usually a horny teenager who thinks/talks about it all the time but can include famous politicians and athletes who get caught for their obsexxion.

Tiger Woods is so obsexxed that he had to go to rehab for his obsexxion.

by ADDblondie June 20, 2011