batshit normal

BATSHIT CRAZY. Applies to the behavior of someone whose normal is batshit crazy.

Oh, well---you know how she is---ut today it's batshit normal.

by Lord Fairfax February 2, 2025

ultra-normal

1)To be extremely boring; haveing no life

2)To have a life not worth living for

3)Speaking in blah form

4)Uninteresting...beyond extent

Those groups of kids over there are so ultra-normal...let's kick the shit out of them!

You have such an ultra-normal life Jack. Here's a gun to blow your boring ass brains out.

by ProStud February 7, 2010

Brutto-Normal-Verbraucher

Als Brutto-Normal-Verbraucher werden Personen bezeichnet die den Gesellschaftlichen durchschnitt Abbilden. Der Begriff "Brutto-Normal-Verbraucher" wird meist von überdurchschnittlich intelligenten Menschen genutzt, die sich nicht eingestehen können, dass es neben dem Wort Otto-Normal-Verbraucher keine weitere Bezeichnung mehr gibt.

X: "Mein Mann, was nach seinem 9 to 5 Job noch kurz bei Rewe und sitzt jetzt vor dem Fernseher."
Y (Hochintelligent): "Dein Mann ist ja ein richtiger Brutto-Normal-Verbraucher".

by Ganzbestimmtnichtthomas July 25, 2022

normal

When you're not original and are identical in dress, behaviour, etc, to everyone else, conforming, like the majority of people.

oustsider: you're weird!
normal person: if I'm common to everyone else I'm not weird, you're just treating me weird, I'm as normal as you can get!

by badmouth February 20, 2018

normal

the opposite of the urban dictionary, also the opposite of the people who read the urban dictionary

hey, do you read the urban dictionary?
no
then you're normal!

by oppositeofnormal November 18, 2020

Normal

Normal is normal, new is new. New doesnt become normal, it becomes obsolete one day.

A lot of technology that was once new is now obsolete. It never became the new normal because there is no new normal. Normal is normal. Being normal and functional is most important to the people that always claim they dont care what anybody thinks in the first place. Another word for normal is plain, which is not much different than bland.

by Solid Mantis August 6, 2020

Dicks Normal

Definition: being of average quality or in general just average.

ADRIAN: Hey juan! Hows your day man??
JUAN: YO BRO! DICKS AVERAGE!!

(As in it's just another day, or an average day...dicks avarage)

Ps. This can change by replacing the second word with dicks micro, for a bad day, or dicks swollen of a great day.

Definition of dicks normal: average or regular

by MasterBrewerJ February 14, 2020