nobshine

Deyan Blinky Stojanovski a.k.a Blinky Bill is a nob shining badhead cockluving kid.

Deyan:I was havin a dream about suckin Jlo's tits n it turned int a dik, but i kept suckin neway.

by bstylz September 3, 2003

Noobschwitz

One of many facilities established by Pros in online gaming initially for the killing/pwning of the noobs as part of what was later deemed The Lollercaust. Members of other groups which were targeted for extermination included: fgts, hackers, nubs, penors, and awp whores.

ACHTUNG RTFM

get on the train to Noobschwitz

by Teh Bob December 9, 2008

Noobsex

The best kind of sex cause niether person knows it's bad

Derp 1: You down for that party tonight?
Derp 2: You already know, I'm tryna get me some noobsex mang
Derp 1: What? Aren't you a virgin?
Derp 2: That's exactly why it's gonna be so good

by ImWitDerp April 17, 2013

nobbler

The act of getting a handjob from a double amputee.

Kim just gave Jack a nobbler, nice.

by RonDwayne August 17, 2016

a nobby

The act of a homosexual man getting an erection when he sees another male

That Doctor got a nobby when he saw his male patient take off his shirt.

by Jerrod Donnan September 8, 2009

Roblox noobs

There are three types of roblox n00bs
1:simply just 3 0/bacon hairs that is no older than 1 year(they are like 5c4mm3rs)
2:cool looking avatar but toxic behaviour
3:free avatar like brown thing hair

Type 2:lol I owned u u suk
Me:that don't mean anything
Type 2:lol it proved ur mom gay
Me:no u
Then spam wars began
2:type 1:how do I play
Me:wasd to walk roblox noob
Type 1:aaaaaaa I m better than u
Me:bacon hairs are roblox noobs
3:Type 3:(mute)
Me:hello?

No response

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) October 14, 2019

noobs

boobs that are sooo small that there are only nipples for boobs. imagina a 5th graders boobs, aka noobs.

WOW..your girl has some noobs, im surprised wen u feel her up u dont feel her down...

by the slutzky April 23, 2003