Ripe Nob

a nob in which has been ripened over time and is ready for the picking

"my nobs almost ready for feasting"

by Hakko December 14, 2003

nob cobbl0r

One who would pass time playing with anothers penis.

that murf is a brown nosed 2@ he's up joes arse, bet he's his little nob cobbl0r

by shuv?! November 24, 2003

Half slipped nob

When your inside him with protection, and you pull out real quick half your raw nob is out of the condom

He’s pregnant because I accidentally got a half slipped nob

by Dirty Nob January 11, 2020

Thorntons chocolate nob

Came to being as a concept and a word the first time my friend sat on a toilet at Reading music festival, a few years ago, and the human waste was piled up so high that his purple headed warrior got a poo-dunking.

HA HA HA HA HA Chris has got a Thorntons Chocolate Nob!

by Judster October 15, 2004

slobbering nob gobbler

Desperate addiction to having a sweaty penis in ones mouth as often as humanly possible.

Laura Lancaster is a slobbering nob gobbler... she loves it and so do I.

by Robert Potts August 20, 2003

slob one's nob

(slôb ' wûns ' nôb) vt- to suck one's penis, especially in a sloppy manner.

"That sloppy bitch slobbed my nob and then I sent her on her way."

by Bran Cron March 31, 2004

knob/nob head

Similar to the term "poser". A nob head is a person trying to gain attention by bringing themselves down socialy. This kind of action may annoy most people rather than entertain. Nob heads only distribute entertainment when a large ammount of alcohol is consumed.

"look at patric over ther trying to pull his undies out of his pants. what a knob/nob head!"

"Hey, thats mine! Dont be such a knob/nob head!"

by Tony Shenton July 13, 2006