simp

the biggest bitch nigga of them all who ditches the boys to talk to the ladies or the misses

you’re such a simp

by billwogsby January 31, 2020

simp

Fat losers in their moms' basements dropping their McDonald's salaries on women they have no chance with for attention

The VTuber "community" is full of massive fucking simps

by WhyDoINeedToTypeInAGodDamName September 2, 2022

Simp

Someone who does anything for a hint of coochie
Usually has a small penis
Fakes injuries so girls feel bad for them
Virgin
Acts high to flirt with girls

"Caleb Coffin is a simp ass nigga"
Examples of a simp: Caleb Coffin Cael Rahnavardi

by Adam 16256373 February 5, 2020

Simp

Guys who post sad edits hoping a girl will notice. These people will often call other people simps to hide their simpery.

Did you see what alex has been posting? He’s such a simp

by Simp.killer March 24, 2020

Simp

The world defines a Simp as a simple person who lacks common sense; a fool or a simpleton. Or as slang for a man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. The real definition of a Simp is any fool that attacks another man for sticking up for a woman that was victimized.

George: Jane was drunk again, so I told her to get lost. She didn't listen, so I knocked her out.

Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?

Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!

Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.

by Apollyon the Kenite July 29, 2020

Simp

Nicholas Forbes

Nick Forbes has only seen the boys 1 time in the last like 5 weeks, he has been a SIMP for this female.

by xXxHorSExCOP July 1, 2020

simp

A man who is married or otherwise easily manipulated by women.

Female 1: I'm gonna get me a simp as my retirement plan.
Female 2: Oh gurlfren, you ain't neva lied.

by Objective-Reason Daddy March 17, 2022