Bigbird Actual

The callsign for any fat cuck who spends all day sitting in their bedroom playing Arma 3.

"Hitman 1-2 this is Bigbird Actual you have Bogey's coming from your east" - said the fat cucks in their bedroom.

by pseudonym8787 June 17, 2023

actual cringe

when something makes you cringe so hard, it actually physically hurts.

guy: ew, this video is actual cringe
other guy: i know right..

by thecutesteverrrrr June 26, 2024

Actual Clown

Somebody who dresses normal, and thinks their acting normal, but are actually a complete and actual clown

Dude did you see that guy that got stood up by the same girl 4 times in a row? Actual Clown

by Wilkin Fargolve September 8, 2020

Actually Pansexual

Where your actually attracted to pans instead of humans.

I'm coming out as actually pansexual.
Wow! Your so brave, but don't jerk off to my pan please.

by I like penis but not pans February 27, 2022

Actually Romantic

A sarcastic phrase used to describe when someone’s hate or obsession with you crosses into weirdly affectionate territory. Comes from Taylor Swift’s 2025 song “Actually Romantic” on The Life of a Showgirl, where she mocks a rival’s fixation on her by calling it “sweet” and “romantic.”

Basically means: You’re so obsessed it’s kind of flattering.

She’s been subtweeting me for weeks. Honestly? It’s actually romantic.

by tslover1989 October 17, 2025

actually stephen

Narcissistic.

Friend 1: Oml you are so actually stephen.
Friend 2: Screw you. I'm better.

by dontttt June 28, 2020

Actuals

Its commonly used in New Zealand, its another way of saying “ Really?? ” or “ for real?? ”

Ben: “ bro i just got a gf ”
Jake: “ Actuals?? ”
Ben “ yess ”

by Yuuurr June 19, 2023