Ned

"Ned is coming out with Sex II"
by IndigoGollum January 26, 2022
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Ned Wrigley

A curly headed fuck who likes licking grandmas butcracks
Receptionist: "Hello Ned welcome to the retirment home"
Ned Wrigley: "Bring me the buttholes!!"
by Popppooooo December 17, 2022
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Big Dawg Ned

Someone who is a sick cunt and has a shitting playlist on Spotify.
Person 1: yooo did u listen to the shitting playlist!
Person 2: Hell yeah Big Dawg Ned!!!
Person 1: Whoops I accidentally shit myself!
Person 2: np, just listen to the shitting playlist while you clean yourself up!
by John Wock August 21, 2022
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Ned Bayou

Ned Bayou our favourite boi. He usually is know for sipping on straight chlorine and bouncing (man) and is usually found hanging our with a singer who is very emo.
"Ned Bayou, come too the house man I'll let my old lady know"
by LazyPatti April 26, 2023
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Ned

King of SEX. And peter parkers best bud. Solos the whole marvel universe and every other universe.
by Pee pee man the manuck April 1, 2022
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ned

neds are gang members but are youths and not as hard. they blast loud edm music. they'll fight anyone but the minute the polis come they cry. most come from the glasgow area but smaller populations have been observed in falkirk and edinburgh.
by I fucking hate prince harry December 21, 2023
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Ned

Ned is a nerd with no friends a bit of a dork but little do they know he's very smart and itlegent
Look there's Ned the nerd With dork hair and glasses
by Garbooooooo May 27, 2021
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