natsci

abbr. Natural Scientist.

1) A person who has dedicated his/her life to the pursuit of knowledge they do not need, as they haven't decided what they really want out of life.

2) Someone with nothing better to do on a Saturday.

3) A consumer of large quantities of Pot Noodle, and Curry.

4) A most interesting person, full of delightful facts and useful bits of information.... unless you are mentally stable.

5) Usually found in hoardes. Good target practice.

6) Marginally more interesting than rocks.

7) Knows plenty of big words, and enjoys using them to insult people without them realising.

"Look, a natsci! I've never seen one outside before... try not to make eye contact!"

by Ja... i mean.. Fred. Fred Smith. February 15, 2004

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video nasty

Generic term for a collection of films that were released (mostly) uncut and uncertified in Great Britain in the late seventies and early eighties, caused a lot of controversy in the gutter press and led to a hastily-engineered government ban which mean that after the 1984 Video Recordings Act was passed by parliament, every videocassette or DVD intended for sale or rental in the UK has to be passed by the British Board of Film Classification (BBFC). The notoriously uptight censors were at their least lenient during the period 1984 to 1999 when James Firman was the head of the board, and the video nasties, by and large, stayed banned - or at least heavily edited - until the early part of the 21st century. Films such as Lucio Fulci's Zombi 2 (AKA Zombie Flesh Eaters), Wes Craven's the Last House On the Left, Meir Zarchi's I Spit On Your Grave, Tony Maylam's the Burning and James C.Wasson's Night Of the Demon were all classed as video nasties. A brisk trade in bootleg copies continued for the best part of twenty years, but now you can buy most of the so-called nasties uncut in high street stores or through the internet, they're no big deal any more.

"Want to swap video nasties? Your copy of the Burning for my copy of Fight For Your Life."
"Young boy sent insane by a video nasty rapes five hundred women in one night" - typical 1980s British newspaper headline.

by Jolly Farm Revue October 18, 2006

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Nasty Light

Generally discovered around 2pm, a "Nasty Light' is a can of Natural Light partially consumed the night before that still has about three quarters of its contents remaining. You really want to dump it out, but it seems like a shame because it is a reprehensible waste of alcohol and there are 14 of them scattered around your apartment.

1. God damnit, those assholes you invited over last night left Nasty Lights all over the place. Yeah, whatever... put them in the fridge, i guess.
2. Dude, you gonna hit some of that Nasty Light tonight?

by aphid43 November 16, 2010

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Nascar Nasty

A Sexual act when one person puts dip into their mouth before an oral confrontation then proceeds to use the spit for lubrication.

I was on the bus when a Hobo gave me a Nascar Nasty!

by Dr.ClarkLove November 3, 2010

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Dirty Nasty Rancid Typhoon

(Warning: Attempt at your own risk) When you eat nothing but 6 month expired food for 3 weeks straight, then after the three weeks you eat a box of prescription strength laxatives. While waiting for the laxatives to take effect you tie up the recipient of the DNRT to a chair with their mouth forced open. When the laxatives begin to work position your chocolate starfish directly over their face and then spray as hard as humanly possible.

Chris: You look horrible, what happened?
Nick: I've eaten nothing but expired food for the last three weeks and last night I DNRT'd Vikki.
Chris: Oh my God, is she still alive?
Nick: I don't know, after I finished I ran out of their and forgot to untie her.
Chris: I'm never going to Dirty Nasty Rancid Typhoon anyone, that's disgusting...

by Chocolatenix October 24, 2011

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