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Beer Nappy

Having fallen asleep with a bottle of beer in hand, waking up to find your lower area saturated and damp from the bottle contents.
Snake entered the Bear's cave and found him lying in his own beer nappy. Upon discover of said beer nappy, Bear sighed.
by Eoghan Johnston January 3, 2008
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Second Hand Spunky Nappy

An article of clothing worn by a poor or twisted homosexual gentleman to allow him :

1. the senstion of his, and others, baby-gravy against his brown-eye.
2. to stifle the leakage of his boyfriend's population paste from the chocolate donut.
I hear Dave is so broke these days that he has had to resort to wearing a second hand spunky nappy of Jason's. He's mixing the goo round back.
by Bobbles22 April 18, 2008
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north carolina nut dripping nappy narc

when a man is fucking his woman and he puts his secretions in her hair until it gets real nappy and sticky. The girl will then tell him not to tell anyone he did that, which after she says that you then tell the first person you see.
jason: OH OH OH I THINK IM CUMMIN!!!
lindsey: ugh give it to me baby
jason: *squirt squirt*
lindsey: ugh you got it in my pefectly good hair
please dont tell anyone.
jason: *runs away*
danny: why are you breathing soo hard?
jason: dude i jus cummed all in my girls hair!!
danny: no way you NORTH CAROLINA NUT DRIPPING NAPPY NARC
by goonersteve February 1, 2008
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chin nappy

Someone who talks shit (tells lies) all the time) or a nappy that someone that talks a lot of shite generally tends to need.
1.

Jamie : "Liam is coming over to night for a drink"

Mark : " That guy is a fuckin chin nappy"

Jamie : " I know, but its funny to listen to it"

2.

Liam : " I used to be a professional boxer, and i had an underground fight with mike tyson and won. the only reason i couldnt tell anyone then is because it was bad press for mike tyson. "

Mark : " I smell shite mate, i think you need a chin nappy"
by Dirty Hand Bag August 24, 2009
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Donbass Nappy Rash

A severe form of fungal infection paralyzing the barse and balls of the Russian fighters in Ukraine. Reported to be having a major impact on troops morale with many soldiers sending up the white flag 🏳 rather than suffering prolonged exposure.

Background: When Vladimir Putin launched his special operation in Donbass he failed to equip his fighting force with adequate santiary provisions resulting in widespread outbreak of this dangerous inflammation on the privates privates.

From a fighting force of over 90,000 men, as of April 15 2022, not one pair of clean underpants 🩲 was available for the brave Russian infantry.

Some trenches have reported angry puss filled welts the size of snooker balls and desperate soldiers are now diverting much needed drinking water towards washing their fetid undies for fear of the infection spreading.

Although the rash can be treated with calamine lotion and sudacrem, these items are among the first to be looted by the invading force and are rumoured to be trading on the black market for $100 per scoop.
Oh mate, I've been driving this tank for 3 days my baws are so itchy! You might want to have yourself a little shower Sergei and try washing your undies, sounds to me like you might have an easy onset case of the dreaded Donbass Nappy Rash. 🏳
by The shoots April 20, 2022
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Don't let your nappy come adrift

The same as cool your jets, basically meaning to calm down, or take it easy.
"I can't believe he'd do such a stupid thing, I'm going to kill him!"
Easy tiger, don't let your nappy come adrift".
by Gavin Appleby December 30, 2008
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Sappy nappy

Sapnap <3 the most awesome person ever, he’s very cool and unproblematic and the best person in the dream smp. His best friends are Dream and George, he was born In Texas but moved to Florida with dream, sapnap met dream in 2012 after sapnap said “say 123 to Skype team” and Dream said 123, now they are best friends that live together. Whenever Dream is upset or something he always goes to sapnap, sapnap also admitted he had a crush on Karl one time but that was most likely a joke. He loves Karl very much (platonically) and his biggest fear is losing his friends, especially Karl. In minecraft he is fiancé’s with Karl and Quackity. He has not said his sexuality yet and probably never will but some 10 year olds in tiktok comment sections say he’s bisexual, his boundaries is, no being shipped with badboyhalo (his sorta dad), please don’t do the thing where the sound on tiktok is like “pretend sapnap did something bad” and, don’t call him sippy cup or Samsung refrigerator and stuff, and don’t speak for him/defend him or whatever. And a bit more I think, sapnap in real life is named “Nicholas/nick” Armstrong I think. (Please use Sapnap instead tho) he loves pandas and also flashed George multiple times, around 2. On stream :}. He has a hobby of murdering minecraft pets and he’s a cool person.
by SapnapSupremacy September 5, 2021
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