fat tomato

A selfish, selfcentered, greedy, spoiled little fat girl that thinks the world revolves around her and everyone is on it to do what she wants. little does she know the only thing in her orbit is a refridgerator

Did you just see that fat tomato eat everything on the mcdonalds menu?

by theduuuude February 22, 2011

tomato picker

Racial slur against Mexicans because of they have worse farming technology and pick the fields themselves.

Look at that tomato picker!He's got tomato juice on his hands.

by jake8532 January 20, 2008

polishing a tomato

It's when you grab your scrotum in such a way as to constrict and expose the testicles so that they may resemble a tomato while your partner then proceeds to "polish" the "tomato" be it with tongue, appendage, feather, etc., etc..

If you're polishing a tomato I'll give you a moan of pleasure.

by PutterPutterNutterButter July 13, 2016

Tomato Sheets

When that 'monthly' love leaves a stain and you blame it on some fast food veggie mishap.

My mom totally caught me washing my tomato sheets.

by Gynobutter December 26, 2019

Tomato head

The best skin in fortnite. This skin should also go by the name Tomato Tom. Everyone in the tomato cult prays to Tomato Tom every night.

Person 1: what god do you pray to?
Person 2 aka the right person: Tomato Head

by Bad word king October 18, 2019

tomato fag

a gay or lesbian person who seems very straight in dress, interests, and social interactions, and would never let you think that they were gay unless they told you straight up. derived from the idea of a tomato: it seems like it should be a vegetable because it looks and tastes like one, yet is actually a whole ass fruit when you dive a little deeper.

"dude you remember Alicia? turns out she was actually a tomato fag"

by Hi! I'm Paul! November 13, 2020

Tomato Ramen

Another name for spaghetti. Used to convince your Asian friends to eat at the Italian restaurant with you.

D: Should we go to Il Fornaio tonight?
B: Bleh. Nah lol
(B is of mainly Asian decent)
D: Why not, they have tomato ramen!
B: You right, let’s go

by Dude It’s Me! October 27, 2018